PODCAST: Comedian/Foodie Nicole Yates Hosts Brian & Sam of Secret Pants

didja eatPhilly comic Nicole Yates has a podcast mostly about food and other fun topics called Didja Eat. On her latest episode, she has Brian Craig and Samantha Russel from sketch comedy group Secret Pants. They talk about foodie road-trips and hosting theme parties.


"The Nuts They Carried" Video & Photos from Secret Pants' Cuban Tinsel Crisis

http://youtu.be/50BX0laCLrw

Secret Pants and friends packed it in upstairs at Johnny Brenda's for their fifth annual holiday variety special. [click to enlarge]

Cuban Tinsel Crisis - Chip Chantry
Host Chip Chantry as The Angel Gabriel
Cuban Tinsel Crisis - Incredible Shrinking Matt and Jacquie
The Incredible Shrinking Matt & Jacquie contemplate the existential quiet of snowfall.
Cuban Tinsel Crisis - Legendary Wid
Wid lays down a manic pun assault.
Cuban Tinsel Crisis - Wid and Kensil
John Kensil punches his way offstage through an avalanche of The Legendary Wid's props.
Cuban Tinsel Crisis - Not For Nuthin
Tim Butterly and Mike Rainey of the Not For Nuthin' Podcast apologize to an audience member for accidentally pegging him with a beer.
Cuban Tinsel Crisis - Reggie Bugmucner
Reggie Bugmuncher performs freaky side-show oddities.
Cuban Tinsel Crisis - Secret Pants 1
Brian Kelly (Dad) tells Samantha Russel (Son) that not eating you're greens puts you on Santa's naughty list. And Santa will definitely chop your dick off!
Cuban Tinsel Crisis - Secret Pants 2
Bryce Remsburg as record producer getting a live horse to lay down tracks for holiday classics.
Cuban Tinsel Crisis - Secret Pants 3
Paul Triggiani as a pissed off priest berating the packed Christmas congregation for their lack of attendance throughout the year.
Cuban Tinsel Crisis - Secret Pants 4
Brian Craig's mummer argues about whether or not festive racism is a crucial part of the Mummers' tradition.
Cuban Tinsel Crisis - Secret Pants 5
The Island of Misfit Toys!
Cuban Tinsel Crisis - Secret Pants 6
The pink pumpkin doesn't quite fit in with the other mis-fits...
Cuban Tinsel Crisis - Secret Pants 8
...but he's gonna have to fake it to save his life.

Photos from Secret Pants Greatest Hits

Secret Pants blew the shit off the lids on Friday night with their Best-Of performance. If you haven't heard of Secret Pants, you probably haven't heard of this website and are likely not reading this.

Suffice it to say, while there were two sketch comedy troupes previously in Philly (the exquisitely hilarious Gentleman's Rotary Auxillary [technically from South Jersey but sadly defunct in any event] and The Waitstaff [still kicking with great shows once or twice a year, but less integrated with the growing sketch comedy community] Secret Pants more or less started the sketch comedy scene as we know it today.

They worked tirelessly on appearances at smaller shows throughout the years, banging out themed sketches for various one-nighters, and their yearly holiday special is a Philly staple. Secret Pants are important, funny friends and we're lucky none of them want to move to L.A.

Check out their interview with Mike Marbach while perusing these fun photos!

Secret Pants - Alvin & The Chipmunks
Imagine an Alvin & The Chipmunks where Dave really REALLY loses his shit...
Secret Pants - Cancer Son
These weird parents treat their son terribly, until getting his unfortunate cancer results back...
Secret Pants - Contentious Dinner Party
You know that coupe that never fights... This is the dinner party where they finally explode.
Secret Pants - Danzig
Danzig, if "Mother" was a touching metal ballad about how much he really loves his mom.
Secret Pants - Law & Order Elves
Law & Order: Elves. The classic court-room procedural with helium balloons and pointy ears. [**Editor's Pick Funniest Sketch**]
Secret Pants - Peter Pan Drugs
Peter Pan on Drugs.
Secret Pants - Prom Night in 3 minutes
Prom night in 3 minutes.
Secret Pants - Time Traveling Train
Eerie train car travels through time whenever they pass through a tunnel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owTZjmJAjVs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA36JvlEibk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2j77eB9w0E


Celebrate 10 Years with Secret Pants!

Philly's most permanent sketch-comedy force-of-nature is putting together a two-night retrospective!

This Thursday night (5/29) at PHIT, Secret Pants will present Free to a Good Home, a behind-the-scenes, director's-commentary look at the worst material they've ever put together, generally agreed upon by members of Secret Pants as well as Philly audiences throughout the years! We'll find out what their motivation was, what they were going for, and--quite simply--what in God's name they were thinking. The evening will be hosted by Joe Moore.

Tickets are $5 in advance, and $7 at the door.

Then, on Friday (5/30), good taste--or at least, laughs--will prevail with Wouldn’t Change it for the World (or Best Offer), a straight show featuring the best material they have presented over the last decade. Dave Chappelle opener Chip Chantry will host.

Tickets are $10 in advance, and $12 at the door. Both shows are at 9:00pm. For tickets or more information, visit phillyimprovtheater.com


Photos from Secret Pants Presents: "Do The Peppermint Twist" -- A Yuletide Variety Show!

Secret Pants xMas 13 - Chip Chantry courtesy Alex Pearlman
Chip Chantry | photo courtesy Alex Pearlman

Secret Pants xMas 13 - Chip and Fastball courtesy Jaime Kelly
Chip Chantry & Fastball Pitcher Bob Gutierrez | photo courtesy Jaime Kelly

Secret Pants xMas 13 - Bryce Remsburg and members of Secret Pants courtesy Jaime Kelly
Bryce Rembsburg & members of Secret Pants | photo courtesy Jaime Kelly

Secret Pants xMas 13 - Daring Daulton courtesy Alex Pearlman
Daring Daulton | photo courtesy Alex Pearlman

Secret Pants xMas 13 - Jen Curcio staple by Aubrie Williams
Jen Curcio stapling money to a dude | photo courtesy Aubrie Williams

Secret Pants xMas 13 - Kensil Alsis by Alex Pearlman
John Kensil & Christian Alsis | photo courtesy Alex Pearlman

Secret Pants xMas 13 - Paul Triggiani staple courtesy Paul Trigg
Paul Triggiani staples money to a dude | photo Courtesy Paul Triggiani

Secret Pants xMas 13 - members of Secret Pants and We're Matt Weir courtesy Jaime Kelly
We're Matt Weir w/ members of Secret Pants | photo courtesy Jaime Kelly

Secret Pants xMas 13 - Secret Pants courtesy Jaime Kelly
Secret Pants | photo courtesy Jaime Kelly

Secret Pants xMas 13 - Brian and Samantha Craig courtesy Joe Moore
Brian & Samantha Craig | photo courtesy Joe Moore

It's Elementary with Dave Metter: Paul Triggiani

“It’s Elementary” is a monthly column every first Wednesday that asks comedians to share funny memories from their elementary school years, or “periods” (get it?? Like moments in time, but also like in school!) from those formative years that have informed their personal and comedic identities. Or, they’ll just submit some random anecdotes. Whatever they want, really.

by Dave Metter

I have long been fascinated by what has influenced and inspired other comedy writers, especially during their youths when their comedic senses were still so nascent and less judgmental.  This month features writer/director/performer/tech man/backslash abuser Paul Triggiani.

 

Dave has kindly asked me to write about my time in elementary school for this installment of "It's Elementary." So, yes, I'd love to tell you about one of the darkest, most repulsive periods of my life that isn't right now.

1st Period: The Move
When I was in third grade, my parents moved my brother and I from a private, progressive school that we had been in since kindergarten to a public school. It was the hardest, least pleasant time in my life. I've never spent any significant time in prison, but it was probably a lot like that (adjusted for scale of life experience and emotional preparedness).

2nd Period: From Apple Orchard-come-Commune School
The school we had up and to that point spent our entire lives at was an apple orchard-come-commune. The inhabitants of that commune didn't want to go out and find square jobs so they just said, "Fuck it, let's be a school." I remember once asking a teacher how the Native Americans came to be in North America, and she just stared into the ceiling and said, "Nobody knows." It was a really nurturing place to grow and find your emotional center, but by the time we transferred to public school in third grade, I didn't know how to read or tie my own shoes.

3rd Period: To Public School
The next year, I transferred to public school and was immediately met with a series of sobering truths—1) the rest of the world had a shared popular culture, it extended beyond 1974, and everyone knew about it but me 2) this was not a warm and inviting place where my ideas and opinions would be welcomed by everyone; to the contrary, every word I said and every thought I decided to share would be judged and used against me by some juvenile scumbag and 3) the other students were sometimes just as bad. It was an emotionally rocky time for me, and I spent a lot of time rolling around on the ground with a jacket over my head. Not sure why.

4th Period: Kids Corner
I can't remember much about grade school that was positive, except for Kids Corner. If you're from the area, it's possible that you're familiar with the long-running children's call-in show hosted by Kathy O'Connell and produced by Robert Drake. If you listen to the show today, you'll hear a lot of music specifically geared toward children, but in the late eighties and early nineties, it was a very different show. From what I could tell, they had maybe ten records that they cycled through—two Dr. Demento collections, a bunch of "Weird Al" Yankovic, They Might Be Giants' Flood and The Dead Milkmen's Beelzebubba. So this is how I managed to be exposed to almost nothing but novelty music for the better part of a decade.

5th Period: A Weirdo Unchained
But there was also an underlying message to Kids Corner, and one that I didn't fully recognize until I was in my late teens. It came through the music they played, but also through the guests that they chose to feature—artists, musicians, nerds of every variety. The novelty music that I was exposed to through the show helped to shape my interest in comedy and show me where my sensibilities were, but the part of Kids Corner that had the biggest impact was that they managed to say "It's okay to be a little weird. There are weird people everywhere, and they're doing great" at a time when I needed it most.

Dave Metter is a comedy writer, and member of sketch comedy collective Iron Potato. See Dave’s show “Your News, Philadelphia!” at the Shubin Theater today, June 5th, in the finals of PHIT’s Variety Sweeps Week. Follow Dave on Twitter @DaveMetter.


Quizzo Bowl IX - Opening Song

By all accounts, this past Saturday's '80s-themed Quizzo Bowl IX presented by Johnny Goodtimes (with help from special guests Secret Pants) was a rip-roarin' success.  And video of the opening number—"Wake Me up Before You Quizzo,"  featuring Johnny Goodtimes and Fastball Pitcher Bob Gutierrez—has hit the internet:

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Meet Your Nominees for the 2013 WitOut Awards: Best Sketch

It's almost time for the 2013 WitOut Awards for Philadelphia Comedy!  As we get closer to the show, we'll be rolling out a series of posts to help you get more acquainted with this year's nominees. Read all about 'em, and then be sure to get your tickets for the big event on January 13th at World Cafe Live!

The nominees for Best Sketch are:

The Outlier (Camp Woods)

The Return of Pat Burrell (Bird Text)

Rollersketch Presents “Johnny Fifties” (Secret Pants)

 

Mystery Science Andre 3000 (Camp Woods)

The Incredible Imbroglione (Secret Pants)