Valentines Day Dirty Dozen Midnight Show @ Helium (After Jen Kirkman)

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Saturday night after you've wined and dined the shit out of a pretty lady, take her to the raunchy midnight show at Helium to see if she's really a keeper. If she laughs at Mike Rainey and company's vulgar jokes about filching, smegma, and whatever else these god-damned rembrandts are discussing, you know it's true love and not just an expensive 4am uber fare.

Scoop up tickets while they last, and while you're at it, check out Jen Kirkman of Drunk History fame who'll be performing Thursday through Saturday.


Mike Rainey is a Terrible Dad

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Visit the blog Terrible Dad to enjoy the parental ravings of Philly comedian Mike Rainey (The Tonight Show). Enjoy such blog titles as, "We Definitely Had One Kid Too Many", "Trying To Narrow Down Which Kid Will Take Care of Me When I’m Old", and "I Hate That I Love Our Minivan".

On the latest post, Rainey discusses 5 Dreadful Conversations You Must Have With Your Kids.

Listen, we all know some actual terrible dads. And it seems like Rainey (from Delaware County, for whatever that's worth) is at least trying his best. Rainey readily embraces his failures and tiny successes for all to enjoy.

"Virtually every day, I make a parenting decision that could easily be the catalyst for a career in porn for my children when they become adults," says Rainey in a post title Pretending to Sleep to Avoid Spending Time With My Kids.

True enough.

Check out Terrible Dad and sign up for his newsletter to get regular updates on how poorly this dad is parenting -- and make yourself feel a little better about your own paternal mediocrity and/or early decision to vasectomize!


VIDEO: Mike Rainey and Tim Butterly on The Tonight Show

Philly comedians Mike Rainey and Tim Butterly were on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon last night.  Tim answered trivia, poorly... And Mike paid the price in chest-hair. You know... just like Johnny Carson always dreamed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcHPwW4V3EA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKrHAAP3kzI

Rainey hosts The Dirty Dozen show Saturdays at Midnight at Helium Comedy Club, as well as a streaming radio show "Rainey Sundays" on Laffcast.com. Butterly was a finalist in last year's Philly's Phunniest competition, and is a favorite going into this year's contest.


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