"Merry Christmas, Titanic Head!" by ManiPedi

Here's another holiday video from ManiPedi, which debuted at last Sunday's Secret Pants sketch comedy extravaganza, A Banner Year at the Ol' Bender House.

Iceberg, right ahead!

More importantly, the video also raises awareness about depression and misanthropy in Titanic-headed individuals. If you or a family member has a Titanic head, talk to ManiPedi for ways to cope. Listen, all you Titanic heads out there. You're gonna get out of here, you're gonna go on and you're gonna make lots of babies, and you're gonna watch them grow. You're gonna die an old... an old Titanic Head lady warm in her bed, not here, not this night. Not like this, do you understand me? You make your own luck. I mean, you got everything you need right here with you. You got air in your lungs, a few blank sheets of paper. I mean, you love waking up in the morning not knowing what's gonna happen or, who you're gonna meet, where you're gonna wind up. Just the other night you were sleeping under a bridge and now here you are with a head that's the grandest ship in the world, having champagne with us fine people. I figure life's a gift and you shouldn't intend on wasting it. You don't know what hand you're gonna get dealt next. Learn to take life as it comes at you...to make each day count.

You can see ManiPedi LIVE TONIGHT at 'Sideshow Presents: Know When to Leave' at 8pm at the Arts Parlor (1170 S. Broad Street). Admission is $10. BYOB.