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DuoFest: Hawk and Wayne

The American Stage Theater Company in St. Petersburg, Florida sent Gavin Hawk and Ricky Wayne to Philly for DuoFest on Thursday night.

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Their work-place suggestions yielded a scene in an attorney’s office and one in a work-from-home sales position. The very funny law-office scene switched back and forth in “upper-hand” position between the lawyer and jail-bound client. It culminated in the public defender offering the falling-apart criminal a state-sanctioned bro-hug, with optional shushing (pictured).

At the risk of offending snobbier Hawk and Wayne fans, there seems to be a “catchphrase” energy to their improvised interactions. But this aint “git ‘er done”, it’s more about their ability to find the right sub-topics and the right groove, and then escalate. They utilize repetition, emphasis and verbalized attack-and-retreat to comedic effect like linguistic swordsmen. This isn’t to say they are uncomfortable with negative space. They’re not overly wordy or unnecessarily verbose; they pick their moments to dig into each other’s characters with prodding interrogations or tirade mini-monologues, much to the delight of an improv audience which may or may not have more of a background in pensive circumspection than calculated brashness.

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Their second scene, about two brothers working from home, contained a rant which got the audience roaring. I’ll butcher it for you but something to the effect of: the quieter brother says to the louder brother with frank honesty, “I always knew you’d go to a good jerk-off highschool, become president of the jerk-off student council, editor of the jerk-off school newspaper and graduate with a 4.0 as jerk-off valedictorian… maybe go to a jerk-off university, graduate, join a jerk-off firm and make partner…”. Of course you had to be there, but it was reminiscent of the energy captured in the classic Upright Citizen’s Brigade sketch, “Ass Pennies“.

Stay tuned for more reviews from DuoFest 2014 as they pour in throughout the week!

DUOFEST: L.A.’s Ranger Danger & The Danger Ranger


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Ranger Danger and the Danger Ranger are from Los Angeles and consist of Luis Cortes and Drew Coolidge. These partners of ten years are laser-sharp storytellers with a muscle for punch-lines that amazingly manages not to cripple their professional-grade plot and character development under the weight of their comedic chops.

In front of a packed house on Friday night, they took the suggestions “subway” and “basement” and weaved a should-be humdrum tale of two guys trapped in the basement of a subway restaurant which had us all secretly begging for blackout to wait until the characters reached freedom. Silent prayers for a distracted tech-person filled the narrow cracks between grand mal convulsions of laughter.


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It was up there with the hardest I’ve ever heard a theater audience laugh (nearly matched, to DuoFest’s credit, later that night by Magnet Theater’s Trike). Ranger Danger and the Danger Ranger managed to elicit a mania so frothing that upon blackout, I nearly expected everyone in the audience the start indescriminantly punching each other’s grinning teeth out.

I caught up briefly with Cortes. When I asked some version or another of “How do you guys do it?”  he replied, “We just always try to tell a good story. When you tell a good story and let the audience help guide you, it’s really not that difficult.”


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By contrast with our other DuoFest favorite–Boston’s Two Gentlemen, who wielded deft irreverence for the conventions of improv to create a psychedelic masterpiece–Ranger Danger & The Danger Ranger capitalized on every classic improv trick in the book. They operated with scene-economy, resource-optimization and infectious confidence, making the 60-seat PHIT space feel like a fucking stadium, in which we were watching a pair of rock-stars knock fastballs out of the park with upside-down guitars and illegal pyro.


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Stay tuned to #DuoFest2014 for buzz on tonight’s final shows. For tickets, visit duofest.com/2014/tickets/

NUGGET ALERT: Alarmingly hilarious improvisers from Boston performing #DuoFest2014 again Saturday at 7pm

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What started as a gaffe–Arie Stern sitting lonesome on the stage with his partner in absentia–soon spun into a nearly metaphysical narrative which exploded the improviser/audience contract in the best and most unexpected ways possible. All while keeping a half dozen characters so stable and grounded that I felt like I was in the middle of season six of The Two Gentlemen Show.

“I’m sure he’s just fucking with me, so I’ll get started without him,”Arie says confidently.

Soon enough, an anonymous audience member in the form of second gentleman Greg Hernandez hits a beat seamlessly with comments about the attractiveness of Arie’s on-stage dinner companion (up to this point, of course, invisible). We are then treated to tales of jealousy, pirates walking the plank, and meetings with Jane Austen’s literary agent until members of the audience (Two Gentlemen, themselves) start commenting rudely about how offensive and sexist the show is. They are challenged by the performers on the stage (Two Gentlemen) to do THEIR OWN improv show.

They oblige.

Did you ever see improv so impossibly funny, with a chemistry simultaneously stable yet reactive… That you’re certain it must be rehearsed?

I’m not entirely convinced it isn’t.


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I managed to get a few words from them after the show. I asked Hernandez–somewhat speechlessly–what’s their “form” or “style”. He replied, with some obviousness, “There is none.”

“The only thing we try to do every time we perform is to make sure we play with what improv is capable of.”


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If there’s one thing that settles my suspicion that Two Gentlemen may be a scam… That these guys may simply be a traveling pair of avant garde sketch comedy geniuses, it’s in the chemistry.

“What are your favorite things about Jane Austen?” Greg’s character asks Arie’s character on stage, the first of three subtle “Does my partner know anything about literature?” quizzes exchanged subtextually during the scene–as if the two dudes are shooting the shit in a dorm room while rendering hilarious scenes for an improv festival in real-time.

“I don’t know what I would have done if he HAD known anything about Jane Austen,” admits Greg after the show, “Cuz I don’t know anything about Jane Austen either!”.

(Spoiler Alert: Their show contains NO Jane Austen spoilers.)


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I have binding family obligations, but if you’re even considering going out tomorrow night, start your evening off with an improv set from a couple of guys addicted to risks, addicted to character-commitment, addicted to exploring the theater space, and compelled against all reasoning-with to supply you with hilarious intellectual and emotional adventures at any cost.

It’s unlikely that their set will be anywhere near as funny as it was last night–how could it possibly be? Don’t worry about it, just scoop up your tickets quick! Philly improv fans should be excited that Boston has produced a male answer to The Amie and Kristin Show.


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Two Gentlemen talk during the show about the Two Gentlemen show. [better images coming to PHIT’s Flickr]

DuoFest 2014: BODYSNATCHERS / Kat & Vegas and The Temple of Boom

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BODYSNATCHERS got DuoFest 2014 off to the start it deserved: by running around the stage maniacally commanding a cast of thousands. The two men from St. Louis–Mitch Eagles and Randy Brachman–anchored characters into physically sound positions and then skitted about the stage using their own bodies like sock-puppets.

Their stories included Chef Boyardee’s ravioli-eating challenge, labor unions vs robots, government dinosaurs (pictured), and a married couple giving birth to an existentially imperiled newborn. All played, of course by these two delightful Mario and Luigi goofballs who remind the audience one of the core values of improv–just go out there and have a good time!

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After that, things got real weird with local raconteurs Vegas Lancaster and Cat London. Lancaster is a WitOut favorite over the years; Cat was the 2012 winner of the Jersey Acoustic Music Award for Top Pop/Rock Act. Together they took audience suggestions and made melodic, harmonic, wildly imaginative and borderline incoherent songs about male childbirth (pictured), scary tarantulas’ nice thighs, accidental parking-garage homicide, barbecue grills hanging from a tree like a tire-swing (pictured, sorta) and being born with a weird claw instead of hands.

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Cat & Vegas nicely juggled the difficult task of generating musically palatable interlocking vocals while weaving a psychedelic disco full of dreamsicles and swinging barbecues.

DuoFest 2014 - Kat and Vegas 2My inner Jimmy Fallon fan guiltily delighted in watching Cat’s face contort under the pressure of not to crack up laughing at her partner’s Napoleon Dynamite-esque lyrical performance.
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Check back frequently for more updates from opening night of DuoFest, as well as updates throughout the weekend. Follow the action live on twitter with #DuoFest2014

VIDEO: If Church Was Like a Monster Truck Rally by Voided Pictures

Voided Pictures consists of PHIT alums John Rafferty and Michael Score. They work with a number of different Philly funny people on various video projects.

Here’s a shortie but a goodie…

Photos from Secret Pants Greatest Hits

Secret Pants blew the shit off the lids on Friday night with their Best-Of performance. If you haven’t heard of Secret Pants, you probably haven’t heard of this website and are likely not reading this.

Suffice it to say, while there were two sketch comedy troupes previously in Philly (the exquisitely hilarious Gentleman’s Rotary Auxillary [technically from South Jersey but sadly defunct in any event] and The Waitstaff [still kicking with great shows once or twice a year, but less integrated with the growing sketch comedy community] Secret Pants more or less started the sketch comedy scene as we know it today.

They worked tirelessly on appearances at smaller shows throughout the years, banging out themed sketches for various one-nighters, and their yearly holiday special is a Philly staple. Secret Pants are important, funny friends and we’re lucky none of them want to move to L.A.

Check out their interview with Mike Marbach while perusing these fun photos!

Secret Pants - Alvin & The Chipmunks

Imagine an Alvin & The Chipmunks where Dave really REALLY loses his shit…

Secret Pants - Cancer Son

These weird parents treat their son terribly, until getting his unfortunate cancer results back…

Secret Pants - Contentious Dinner Party

You know that coupe that never fights… This is the dinner party where they finally explode.

Secret Pants - Danzig

Danzig, if “Mother” was a touching metal ballad about how much he really loves his mom.

Secret Pants - Law & Order Elves

Law & Order: Elves. The classic court-room procedural with helium balloons and pointy ears. [**Editor’s Pick Funniest Sketch**]

Secret Pants - Peter Pan Drugs

Peter Pan on Drugs.

Secret Pants - Prom Night in 3 minutes

Prom night in 3 minutes.

Secret Pants - Time Traveling Train

Eerie train car travels through time whenever they pass through a tunnel.