Last night, Matt Aukamp and Pat Reber hosted Hey We’re Cool, a hilariously weird variety show featuring sketch comedy by Free Candy and The Incredible Shrinking Matt & Jacquie–as well as games, music and an impromptu twitter war. (Check out tweets @GreenDayFans with #notabit).

Matt Aucamp (right) and Dave Reber (left) host.
Matt Aucamp (left) and Pat Reber (right) host.
Hey Were Cool Show
A reliable but nosy mail-man reads people’s mail.
Free Candy Roomba Pet
Free Candy — Husband and wife discuss their pet Roomba.
Hey We're Cool Rotten Pumkin Carving Contest
Members of the crew and audience battle in a rotten-pumkin-carving contest.
Hey Were Cool twitter war
The audience votes on with whom to start a Twitter-war.
Newlymet Game
Audience members join cast and crew members to play “The Newly-Met” game.

Big props to the show-stealingly hilarious Incredible Shrinking Matt & Jacquie. The duo–who won Dirtiest Sketch in Philadelphia last month–has dynamic, loud energy and twisted premises reminiscent of Philly classics Meg & Rob.

Incredible Shrinking Matt & Jacquie Coma Kingdom 2
The Incredible Shrinking Matt & Jacquie — Husband wakes up from a coma and longs to return to “Coma Kingdom”.
Incredible Shrinking Matt & Jacquie Javelin
A principal’s valedictorian and javelin champ had a terrible accident.
Incredible Shrinking Matt & Jacquie Javelin 4
She wants to go ahead with her speech anyway.
Incredible Shrinking Matt & Jacquie Javelin 2
Valedictorian’s pre-written speech contains too many Javelin metaphors.
Incredible Shrinking Matt & Jacquie Javelin 3
The principal never saw this coming!
Incredible Shrinking Matt & Jacquie Mustache Fight 1
A time-traveling, interior-decorating home-owner goes back to rid her German great-grandfather of his unfortunate mustache.
Incredible Shrinking Matt & Jacquie Mustache Fight 4
…she’s willing to use force.
Incredible Shrinking Matt & Jacquie Mustache Fight 3
…physical altercation ensues…

Incredible Shrinking Matt & Jacquie Mustache Fight 5
[Spoiler!] Success. Although the mustache might have been his only way to woo her great-grandmother…
Hey We’re Cool will be returning monthly, check back at WitOut for dates.