From Doogie Horner:

The Ministry of Secret Jokes is this Wednesday, July 13th,

When:8pm.

Where: Upstairs at Fergie’s Pub, 1214 Sansom St., Philadelphia

How: Nobody knows.

Performing standup: Roger C. Snair, Luke Cunningham, Billy Bob Thompson, and David James

Special Event: Philly’s Punniest Competition! Do you like puns? Of course you do! Watch as Andy Nolan, Christian Alsis, and Pat Barker take the most highly evolved form of comedy—pun making—to new heights.

Omniana Battle: Roxborough-renowned street magician Jaykob Strange battles dangerous pregnant music duo Emily and Micah McGraw.

Also: Ian David Vaflor on drums, Bazooka Joe on gums.

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