People say Bush stole the 2000 election but no one says bupkis about the chronic, chronic cheating of the Harlem Globetrotters. #fb
— John Kensil (@johnkensil) March 24, 2013
“Is that the guy from the Strokes? Is that the guy from the Strokes? Is that the guy from the Strokes?”- Me, all day yesterday in Brooklyn
— John McKeever (@JohnnyMcKeever) March 26, 2013
I moisturize to stay youthful, but I know I’m just making it easier for whomever ends up wearing me as a skin suit.
— Mary Radzinski (@MaryRadzinski) March 25, 2013
I accidentally replaced my gym playlist with my Elliott Smith one, which is why all I did was run suicides for 15 minutes.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) March 25, 2013
At the beach with my family.Jake: Let’s bury Mommy!Me: (cold, distant) Someday son… someday.
— Steve Swan (@stevenhswan) March 28, 2013
I be on my soup and fries shit. #diners
— Alison Zeidman (@AlisonZeidman) March 27, 2013
Gearing up for Easter! Just “hid” a dozen eggs on the hood of my neighbor’s new Escalade.
— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) March 28, 2013
whispering “im a normal person” over and over is totally normal right
— noralynn (@narwhalynn) March 28, 2013
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