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  • December 19, 2014 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
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  • December 19, 2014 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • December 19, 2014 9:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • December 20, 2014Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
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  • December 20, 2014 7:30 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • December 20, 2014 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • December 20, 2014 9:30 pmThe Comedy Works
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The WitOut.net Podcast Ep. 15: The Incredible Shrinking Matt & Jacquie

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Jacquie Baker and Matt Schmid talk sketch-comedy shop and discuss their upcoming show at Phit.

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Here’s an ad for their show!

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Alex Grubard pitches “The Aristocats” to Disney executive Joey Dougherty.

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It was like “The Aristocrats” joke, but for “kids”!

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Blangalangalang and DJ Footie-Pajamas take a while to introduce themselves. (DJ Footie-PJ’s name has a lot of “aka’s”.

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The boys are joined by Blangalangalang’s weird half-sister/possible daughter… Opera singer Sangalangalang.

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High Drama do a hip-hop number about menstruation.

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At some point, this miniature pyramid structure will be used to make… quite a mess.

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2013 Dirtiest Sketch in Philly Winners, The Incredible Shrinking Matt & Jaquie.

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Their Twilight knock-off describes a more efficient way to for Edward and Bella to achieve serum transfer and intimacy.

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Excuse me while I go puke…