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AEC v1.0.4

Flagged Words (NSFW)

By: Anonymous

Some websites or online forums have filters in place that block people from cursing, using hateful slurs, or discussing inappropriate things.

Here I present an actual alphabetical list of the most interesting flagged or disallowed terminology, excluding the usual suspects you’d expect.

Do you think these were researched or came from case studies?
I didn’t write these up to be funny. This is an actual list from an actual website system.

  • Analbeads
  • Baby batter
  • Baby gravy
  • Bearded clam
  • Beaver cleaver
  • Beef curtain
  • Boloney drapes
  • Bukkake
  • Bunghole
  • Butt pirate
  • Carpetmunch
  • Choad
  • Chode
  • Chocolate starfish
  • Cooch
  • Cornholer
  • Darkie
  • Dirty Sanchez
  • Dominatrix
  • Dong
  • Donkey punch
  • Eat her out
  • Eat me out
  • Felch
  • Fellatio
  • Fun bags
  • Golden showers
  • Gorilla salad
  • Honky
  • Jump your bones
  • Knob gobbler
  • Lap dance
  • Lesbo
  • Mangina
  • Mushroom bruise
  • Nipple clamps
  • Pickaninny
  • Pink missile
  • Pink velvet sausage wallet
  • Pocket rocket
  • Porch monkey
  • Purple warrior
  • Queef
  • Raghead
  • Reach-around
  • Slant-eye
  • Sweater kittens
  • Swing both ways
  • The shocker
  • Tijuana donkey
  • Wetback
  • WOP
  • Yard ape
  • Yellow devil
  • Yiffing