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  • July 31, 2014 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
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  • August 1, 2014 8:00 pmThe N Crowd
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  • August 1, 2014 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • August 1, 2014 9:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
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Photos from Secret Pants Presents: “Do The Peppermint Twist” — A Yuletide Variety Show!

Secret Pants xMas 13 - Chip Chantry courtesy Alex Pearlman

Chip Chantry | photo courtesy Alex Pearlman

Secret Pants xMas 13 - Chip and Fastball courtesy Jaime Kelly

Chip Chantry & Fastball Pitcher Bob Gutierrez | photo courtesy Jaime Kelly


Secret Pants xMas 13 - Bryce Remsburg and members of Secret Pants courtesy Jaime Kelly

Bryce Rembsburg & members of Secret Pants | photo courtesy Jaime Kelly


Secret Pants xMas 13 - Daring Daulton courtesy Alex Pearlman

Daring Daulton | photo courtesy Alex Pearlman


Secret Pants xMas 13 - Jen Curcio staple by Aubrie Williams

Jen Curcio stapling money to a dude | photo courtesy Aubrie Williams


Secret Pants xMas 13 - Kensil Alsis by Alex Pearlman

John Kensil & Christian Alsis | photo courtesy Alex Pearlman


Secret Pants xMas 13 - Paul Triggiani staple courtesy Paul Trigg

Paul Triggiani staples money to a dude | photo Courtesy Paul Triggiani


Secret Pants xMas 13 - members of Secret Pants and We're Matt Weir courtesy Jaime Kelly

We’re Matt Weir w/ members of Secret Pants | photo courtesy Jaime Kelly


Secret Pants xMas 13 - Secret Pants courtesy Jaime Kelly

Secret Pants | photo courtesy Jaime Kelly


Secret Pants xMas 13 - Brian and Samantha Craig courtesy Joe Moore

Brian & Samantha Craig | photo courtesy Joe Moore

Tweets of the Week, Vol. 35

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Tweets of the Week, Vol. 21

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Meet Your Nominees for the 2013 Witout Awards: Special Achievement in the Field of Tweeting

It’s almost time for the 2013 WitOut Awards for Philadelphia Comedy!  As we get closer to the show, we’ll be rolling out a series of posts to help you get more acquainted with this year’s nominees. Read all about ‘em, and then be sure to get your tickets for the big event on January 13th at World Cafe Live!

The nominees for Special Achievement in the Field of Tweeting are:

Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry)

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Mary Radzinski (@MaryRadzinski)

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Jim Grammond (@jgrammond)

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John Kensil (@johnkensil)

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Christian Alsis (@christianalsis)

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Top 5 of 2012: Mike Marbach’s Top 5 New-to-Me Bits of 2012 + Top 5 Acts Ruined By Members Selfishly Moving Away To Explore Other Opportunities

As the year winds down, WitOut collects lists from comedy performers and fans of their favorite moments, comedians, groups, shows, etc. from the last year in Philly comedy. Top 5 of 2012 lists will run throughout December, and slightly beyond, if we deem it necessary–if you’d like to write one, pitch us your list at contact@witout.net!

Top 5 New-to-Me Bits of 2012

These are things that have been going on for a while here in Philly, but that I just had my first real experiences with this year. And I find myself, my life and my future better as a result.

5. John Kensil’s Joke Photos of People that Just Died. Like JUST died.
I don’t talk to John often. Actually, I’m not sure we’ve ever had a conversation. Maybe we’ll fix that this year in an episode of the GETTIN CLOSE PODCAST. For now though, we are simply friends on Facebook. It’s worth being his friend on Facebook just for the pictures he posts after someone with at least a moderate amount of fame dies. The pictures are usually close enough to be a mistake, but different enough to be on purpose. Most recently for Stormin Norman Schwartzkopf he posted a photo of Jonathan Winters which made me laugh out loud and for some reason feel bad about doing so. The pictures define “too soon” and somehow make me think I’ve waited too long each time a death report pops up.

4. “Not for Nuthin Podcast” with Tim Butterly and Mike Rainey
I was sitting in the Shubin basement before the theme show. While simultaneously using my script to study lines and swat flies something caught my ear. It was a sound that to me is as at once nails on a chalkboard and sweet mother’s milk at the same time: two super thick Delco accents. They were just kind of riffing on the “iggles” and whatnot for a couple minutes. I asked if they would want to do it as an act in an upcoming Sideshow at the Arts Parlor. They did a set where they debuted the “Not for Nuthin” podcast . And they killed. It was the perfect blend of sports talk, topical humor, ignorance of topics and racism. Brilliant.

3. Fastball Pitcher Bob Gutierrez and Bing Supernova
I’ve heard about these two for a while, but it wasn’t until Friday night that I actually got to witness the spectacle of each. The stars aligned to get them in not only the same show, but the same set. It was equal parts hilarious and disturbing. The uniforms of each from beret to knee highs to glasses and grease(?) were enough to make people laugh, but also serve to soften the blow of the foul shit that each would say. These two really are the DEANS of comedy.

2. #Friendship
I’m sure this has been going on for a while with Aaron, but I had my first experiences with the chants this year and it’s happened several times since. The first time I remember is at the Friendship Labor Day picnic on the parkway. Each time a tour bus would go by Aaron led the “Friendship! Friendship! Friendship!” chant. It happened all afternoon. At least 6 times with different tour buses, but same tour guides who also came to enjoy it. The funnest time for me though was when the Friendship chant was heard not as a tour bus was passing, but an ambulance. If an ASTEROID! had hit Earth after that moment I’d have gone a happy person.

1. Roger Snair
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Top 5 Acts Ruined By Members Selfishly Moving Away To Explore Other Opportunities

5. Tap City
4. Half Life
3. Camp Woods
2. Camp Woods
1. Beirdo

Mike Marbach is the Education Director for Philly Improv Theater, director of PHIT House Team Asteroid!, creator and host of the Gettin’ Close podcast and producer of The Sideshow variety showcase at The Arts Parlor.

Top 5 of 2012: John Kensil’s Favorite Moments

As the year winds down, WitOut collects lists from comedy performers and fans of their favorite moments, comedians, groups, shows, etc. from the last year in Philly comedy. Top 5 of 2012 lists will run throughout December–if you’d like to write one, pitch us your list at contact@witout.net!

There are so many people and sketch groups that are outstanding, new and veteran comedians that inspire me to keep writing. Here are my five favorite moments from the past year.

1) I work with the Legendary WID. He makes me laugh. I know it’s old school props and jokes but he is extremely quick witted, smart, and funny. I performed with WID at a bar/restaurant in Gloucester City NJ where the green room was in the kitchen. As WID and I were talking we heard a scratching noise that turned out to be a live raccoon. It dropped out of the drop ceiling, walked on the counter, and started licking the grease from a deep fryer that wasn’t turned on. The owner came in and said “Is he back? Get the f**k outta here!” The raccoon waddled off out the screen door

2) At the same show, there was a very very large woman in attendance. WID asked her name and she said “Echo”. WID’s reply was ” You can say that again!” Then he asked her what she did and she said ” nothing”.  WID came back with “Really? I thought you went to KFC and licked other people’s fingers!” She didn’t laugh.

3) Later that night, WID and I saw a gang member try to buy a pack of cigarettes at 28th and Oregon with 790 pennies. He was refused because he didn’t have ID.

4) Every time Oakland Seligson performs at Helium open mic is amazing. He’s like Jake Gylenthall rapping on Monster energy drinks.

5) Amir Golan always makes me laugh consistently.

5.5) Every time someone is roasted or moves to California some idiot dressed as Lincoln walks onstage only to be told to leave.

John Kensil started in Philly as a comedian, has performed across the country, and writes his own short films. You can check him out on Facebook and follow him on Twitter @johnkensil.