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  • December 5, 2014 7:00 pmThe Comedy Works
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Photos From Dirtiest Sketch 13

Alex Grubard & Joey Dougherty

Alex Grubard pitches “The Aristocats” to Disney executive Joey Dougherty.

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It was like “The Aristocrats” joke, but for “kids”!

Animosity Pierre

Blangalangalang and DJ Footie-Pajamas take a while to introduce themselves. (DJ Footie-PJ’s name has a lot of “aka’s”.

Animosity Pierre 2

The boys are joined by Blangalangalang’s weird half-sister/possible daughter… Opera singer Sangalangalang.

High Drama 3

High Drama do a hip-hop number about menstruation.

High Drama

At some point, this miniature pyramid structure will be used to make… quite a mess.

the incredible shrinking matt & jaquie

2013 Dirtiest Sketch in Philly Winners, The Incredible Shrinking Matt & Jaquie.

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Their Twilight knock-off describes a more efficient way to for Edward and Bella to achieve serum transfer and intimacy.

the incredible shrinking matt & jaquie

Excuse me while I go puke…

Dirtiest Sketch in Philly Competition, Tonight!

The Feeko Brothers It’s that time of year again, spazzes! The Dirtiest Sketch in Philly competition is back.

If you’re new to this scene, Dirtiest Sketch is consistently one of the most talked about nights in Philly comedy. In recent years, the bar had been raised (?) to such absurd proportions that nobody really has a clue what to do anymore, so you can basically expect total chaos by the least appropriate minds in the 215.

Tonight’s event will be hosted by Mike Rainey and is rumored to feature a one-night-only return of Animosity Pierre as Blangalangalang and DJ Footie Pajamas. Please be warned though–legit… this show will be unprecedentedly offensive. So no in-laws or congressional hopefuls or what-not. Just BYOB and wear a soul-condom.

8pm at the Adrienne Theater, 2030 Sansom Street.

Videos from The 2012 Dirtiest Sketch in Philadelphia Competition

Philly Sketchfest has released a few videos from the 2012 Dirtiest Sketch in Philadelphia Competition. Below you can see the winning entry from High Dramma as well as The Feeko Brothers‘ entry and Animosity Pierre’s contribution to the evening. You might not want to watch these at work, or if you’re eating, or squeamish. After all, it is a competition about who can get the filthiest.

If you are a Philadelphia comedy performer that produces a podcast, web series, sketch video, humor column, or any other online content let us know by emailing us at contact@witout.net so we can share it!

The 2011 Witout Awards: Best One Time Show

The Roast of Meg Favreau

It’s a funny tradition comedians have – when they want to honor someone they do it by saying the most terrible things they can think of about them, and all their friends. Before Meg Favreau moved to Los Angeles, Philadelphia made sure they gave her the proper send-off (you can see for yourself on PHIT’s YouTube Account)

The Trashing of Luke Giordano

Luke Giordano also left Philadelphia for Los Angeles this year, but on much shorter notice. With a quick turn around time, Luke’s friends put together a “trashing” of him – where they planned to make fun of his writing and stand-up work. Some of them did, but for most – it was just a good, old-fashioned roast. And there’s nothing wrong with that.

Hate Speech Hall’s Jesus is Really Galactus

Did you remember that the world was supposed to end this year? It didn’t – but if it would have there was no better place to be on the front lines of the world’s demise than Hate Speech Hall (the name given to the apartment shared by Brendan Kennedy, JP Boudwin, and Billy Thompson). An open mic/ open house in their living room that brought out a full house of Philly’s funniest to laugh, drink, and possibly die together.

The Theme Show Presents: The Twilight Zone

It happened with Bedtime Stories and it’s happening with The Theme Show – sometimes a theme just hits everyone perfectly – and the audience is treated to a night of extra inspired comedy. This was the case with the most recent Theme Show – where performers based their acts on the theme of The Twilight Zone. Ironic twist endings, Rod Serling impressions, and more than one reference to Vampires kept the audience laughing throughout the night.

The Dirtiest Sketch in Philadelphia Competition

For the second straight year The Feeko Brothers took home the trophy for Dirtiest Sketch in Philadelphia – but not before the night was filled with raunchy, dirty, depraved, and hilarious sketches from not only Philadelphia groups, but some of the visitors in town for Philly Sketch Fest. The Dirtiest Sketch competition has been a great night of Philadelphia comedy since it’s days at The Khyber, and this year was no different.

 

Tonight: The Dirtiest Sketch in Philadelphia Contest

Tonight at the Shakespeare Theater Philly Sketchfest will continue a tradition started in 2007 at Don Montrey‘s Die Actor Die – The Dirtiest Sketch in Philadelphia contest. Sketch groups from Philadelphia and beyond will gather to perform their filthiest, most disgusting, most depraved sketches in order to gain the hearts and minds of the audience and win the grand prize, along with the bragging rights of being the dirtiest minds in a group of supremely dirty minds. Defending champions The Feeko Brothers will take the same stage they actually vomited on last year, along with two-time champ Secret Pants, Camp Woods, out-of-towners Angel Yau¬†and Thunderstood, Philly stand-up Joe Mayo and more. To make sure you know what you are getting into, we’ve put videos of some of the previous Dirtiest Sketch winners (and Secret Pant’s second place finish from last year) below. Enjoy.