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AEC v1.0.4

“The Worst People Talk on Their Cell Phone While Driving” by Two Adult Consenting Men

The WitOut mail room just received this video from Two Adult Consenting Men (a Philly-by-way-of-NJ dude named Pete Steele, and his roommate, name unknown).

In addition to clarifying that Two Adult Consenting Men is not a pornography production company (according to their website, they’re “two adult men who write comedy, make videos, draw, and dislike their cat”), Pete also noted in his email that if we didn’t like the video and wanted to “ridicule [Two Adult Consenting Men] and make lewd jokes about [his] penis size,” that would be OK.  But we’re not big on name calling here at WitOut, so we’ll leave that to you guys.  (Just kidding–let’s all be nice to each other, please.)  Leave your praise for the video and/or dick jokes in the comments!