Upcoming Shows

  • February 7, 2014 7:30 pmFirst Fridays w/ Interrobang
  • November 20, 2014 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • November 20, 2014 9:00 pmThe Comedy Attic
  • November 21, 2014 8:00 amNationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • November 21, 2014 7:00 pmThe Comedy Works
  • November 21, 2014 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • November 21, 2014 8:00 pmThe N Crowd
  • November 21, 2014 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • November 21, 2014 9:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • November 22, 2014Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • November 22, 2014Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Heliun
  • November 22, 2014 7:30 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • November 22, 2014 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • November 22, 2014 9:30 pmThe Comedy Works
  • November 22, 2014 10:00 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • November 22, 2014 10:30 pmImprov Comedy: PHIT House Teams
  • November 26, 2014 8:00 pmComedy Masters
  • November 27, 2014 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • November 27, 2014 9:00 pmThe Comedy Attic
  • November 28, 2014 8:00 amNationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • November 28, 2014 7:00 pmThe Comedy Works
  • November 28, 2014 8:00 pmThe N Crowd
  • November 28, 2014 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • November 28, 2014 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • November 28, 2014 9:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
AEC v1.0.4

“The Worst People Talk on Their Cell Phone While Driving” by Two Adult Consenting Men

The WitOut mail room just received this video from Two Adult Consenting Men (a Philly-by-way-of-NJ dude named Pete Steele, and his roommate, name unknown).

In addition to clarifying that Two Adult Consenting Men is not a pornography production company (according to their website, they’re “two adult men who write comedy, make videos, draw, and dislike their cat”), Pete also noted in his email that if we didn’t like the video and wanted to “ridicule [Two Adult Consenting Men] and make lewd jokes about [his] penis size,” that would be OK.  But we’re not big on name calling here at WitOut, so we’ll leave that to you guys.  (Just kidding–let’s all be nice to each other, please.)  Leave your praise for the video and/or dick jokes in the comments!