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  • January 30, 2015 8:00 amNationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • January 30, 2015 7:00 pmThe Comedy Works
  • January 30, 2015 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • January 30, 2015 8:00 pmThe N Crowd
  • January 30, 2015 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • January 30, 2015 9:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • January 31, 2015Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • January 31, 2015Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Heliun
  • January 31, 2015 7:30 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • January 31, 2015 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • January 31, 2015 9:30 pmThe Comedy Works
  • January 31, 2015 10:00 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • January 31, 2015 10:30 pmImprov Comedy: PHIT House Teams
  • February 6, 2015 8:00 amNationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • February 6, 2015 7:00 pmThe Comedy Works
  • February 6, 2015 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • February 6, 2015 8:00 pmThe N Crowd
  • February 6, 2015 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • February 6, 2015 9:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • February 7, 2015Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Heliun
  • February 7, 2015Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • February 7, 2015 7:30 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • February 7, 2015 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • February 7, 2015 9:30 pmThe Comedy Works
  • February 7, 2015 10:00 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
AEC v1.0.4

NEW COLUMN from WitOut: “Necrosexual Solves Your Stupid Poser Problems”

Does life sometimes seem cold, dark and hopeless? Well, that’s probably because it is.  Luckily, WitOut has someone who can help.

In addition to mastering chaos, slaying posers, dabbling in haiku poetry and being available for weddings, corporate events, motivational speaking and FUNERALS, we are proud to announce that the Necrosexual now has his very own advice column here on WitOut: “Necrosexual Solves Your Stupid Poser Problems.”

Comment below with all the questions, concerns, hopes, fears and dreams you need the trve black metal warrior’s guidance on. Necrosexual will answer your pitiful cries for help as he sees fit.  Kindly use this letter format:


Dear Necrosexual,

STUPID POSER PROBLEM

Signed,
STUPID POSER NAME

 

Doubt his qualifications? You’re an idiot.  Necrosexual has his own YouTube channel—need we say more? Didn’t think so, but here are some samples, just in case: