Upcoming Shows

  • December 20, 2014Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Heliun
  • December 20, 2014Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • December 20, 2014 7:30 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • December 20, 2014 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • December 20, 2014 9:30 pmThe Comedy Works
  • December 20, 2014 10:00 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • December 20, 2014 10:30 pmImprov Comedy: PHIT House Teams
  • December 23, 2014 9:00 pmSecret Pants Presents: Cuban Tinsel Crisis
  • December 24, 2014 8:00 pmComedy Masters
  • December 25, 2014 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • December 26, 2014 8:00 amNationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • December 26, 2014 7:00 pmThe Comedy Works
  • December 26, 2014 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • December 26, 2014 8:00 pmThe N Crowd
  • December 26, 2014 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • December 26, 2014 9:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • December 27, 2014Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • December 27, 2014Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Heliun
  • December 27, 2014 7:30 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • December 27, 2014 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • December 27, 2014 9:30 pmThe Comedy Works
  • December 27, 2014 10:00 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • December 27, 2014 10:30 pmImprov Comedy: PHIT House Teams
  • December 31, 2014 8:00 pmComedy Masters
  • January 1, 2015 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
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NUGGET ALERT: Alarmingly hilarious improvisers from Boston performing #DuoFest2014 again Saturday at 7pm

DuoFest 2014 - Two Gentlemen (3)



What started as a gaffe–Arie Stern sitting lonesome on the stage with his partner in absentia–soon spun into a nearly metaphysical narrative which exploded the improviser/audience contract in the best and most unexpected ways possible. All while keeping a half dozen characters so stable and grounded that I felt like I was in the middle of season six of The Two Gentlemen Show.

“I’m sure he’s just fucking with me, so I’ll get started without him,”Arie says confidently.

Soon enough, an anonymous audience member in the form of second gentleman Greg Hernandez hits a beat seamlessly with comments about the attractiveness of Arie’s on-stage dinner companion (up to this point, of course, invisible). We are then treated to tales of jealousy, pirates walking the plank, and meetings with Jane Austen’s literary agent until members of the audience (Two Gentlemen, themselves) start commenting rudely about how offensive and sexist the show is. They are challenged by the performers on the stage (Two Gentlemen) to do THEIR OWN improv show.

They oblige.

Did you ever see improv so impossibly funny, with a chemistry simultaneously stable yet reactive… That you’re certain it must be rehearsed?

I’m not entirely convinced it isn’t.


DuoFest 2014 - Two Gentlemen (1)


I managed to get a few words from them after the show. I asked Hernandez–somewhat speechlessly–what’s their “form” or “style”. He replied, with some obviousness, “There is none.”

“The only thing we try to do every time we perform is to make sure we play with what improv is capable of.”


DuoFest 2014 - Two Gentlemen (2)


If there’s one thing that settles my suspicion that Two Gentlemen may be a scam… That these guys may simply be a traveling pair of avant garde sketch comedy geniuses, it’s in the chemistry.

“What are your favorite things about Jane Austen?” Greg’s character asks Arie’s character on stage, the first of three subtle “Does my partner know anything about literature?” quizzes exchanged subtextually during the scene–as if the two dudes are shooting the shit in a dorm room while rendering hilarious scenes for an improv festival in real-time.

“I don’t know what I would have done if he HAD known anything about Jane Austen,” admits Greg after the show, “Cuz I don’t know anything about Jane Austen either!”.

(Spoiler Alert: Their show contains NO Jane Austen spoilers.)


DuoFest 2014 - Two Gentlemen (4)


I have binding family obligations, but if you’re even considering going out tomorrow night, start your evening off with an improv set from a couple of guys addicted to risks, addicted to character-commitment, addicted to exploring the theater space, and compelled against all reasoning-with to supply you with hilarious intellectual and emotional adventures at any cost.

It’s unlikely that their set will be anywhere near as funny as it was last night–how could it possibly be? Don’t worry about it, just scoop up your tickets quick! Philly improv fans should be excited that Boston has produced a male answer to The Amie and Kristin Show.


DuoFest 2014 - Two Gentlemen (5)

Two Gentlemen talk during the show about the Two Gentlemen show. [better images coming to PHIT’s Flickr]

DuoFest 2014: BODYSNATCHERS / Kat & Vegas and The Temple of Boom

DuoFest 2014 - Bodysnatchers Dinosaur

BODYSNATCHERS got DuoFest 2014 off to the start it deserved: by running around the stage maniacally commanding a cast of thousands. The two men from St. Louis–Mitch Eagles and Randy Brachman–anchored characters into physically sound positions and then skitted about the stage using their own bodies like sock-puppets.

Their stories included Chef Boyardee’s ravioli-eating challenge, labor unions vs robots, government dinosaurs (pictured), and a married couple giving birth to an existentially imperiled newborn. All played, of course by these two delightful Mario and Luigi goofballs who remind the audience one of the core values of improv–just go out there and have a good time!

DuoFest 2014 - Bodysnatchers Jump in Arms
After that, things got real weird with local raconteurs Vegas Lancaster and Cat London. Lancaster is a WitOut favorite over the years; Cat was the 2012 winner of the Jersey Acoustic Music Award for Top Pop/Rock Act. Together they took audience suggestions and made melodic, harmonic, wildly imaginative and borderline incoherent songs about male childbirth (pictured), scary tarantulas’ nice thighs, accidental parking-garage homicide, barbecue grills hanging from a tree like a tire-swing (pictured, sorta) and being born with a weird claw instead of hands.

DuoFest 2014 - Kat and Vegas 1

Cat & Vegas nicely juggled the difficult task of generating musically palatable interlocking vocals while weaving a psychedelic disco full of dreamsicles and swinging barbecues.

DuoFest 2014 - Kat and Vegas 2My inner Jimmy Fallon fan guiltily delighted in watching Cat’s face contort under the pressure of not to crack up laughing at her partner’s Napoleon Dynamite-esque lyrical performance.
DuoFest 2014 - Kat and Vegas 3


Check back frequently for more updates from opening night of DuoFest, as well as updates throughout the weekend. Follow the action live on twitter with #DuoFest2014

VIDEO: If Church Was Like a Monster Truck Rally by Voided Pictures

Voided Pictures consists of PHIT alums John Rafferty and Michael Score. They work with a number of different Philly funny people on various video projects.

Here’s a shortie but a goodie…

Photos from Secret Pants Greatest Hits

Secret Pants blew the shit off the lids on Friday night with their Best-Of performance. If you haven’t heard of Secret Pants, you probably haven’t heard of this website and are likely not reading this.

Suffice it to say, while there were two sketch comedy troupes previously in Philly (the exquisitely hilarious Gentleman’s Rotary Auxillary [technically from South Jersey but sadly defunct in any event] and The Waitstaff [still kicking with great shows once or twice a year, but less integrated with the growing sketch comedy community] Secret Pants more or less started the sketch comedy scene as we know it today.

They worked tirelessly on appearances at smaller shows throughout the years, banging out themed sketches for various one-nighters, and their yearly holiday special is a Philly staple. Secret Pants are important, funny friends and we’re lucky none of them want to move to L.A.

Check out their interview with Mike Marbach while perusing these fun photos!

Secret Pants - Alvin & The Chipmunks

Imagine an Alvin & The Chipmunks where Dave really REALLY loses his shit…

Secret Pants - Cancer Son

These weird parents treat their son terribly, until getting his unfortunate cancer results back…

Secret Pants - Contentious Dinner Party

You know that coupe that never fights… This is the dinner party where they finally explode.

Secret Pants - Danzig

Danzig, if “Mother” was a touching metal ballad about how much he really loves his mom.

Secret Pants - Law & Order Elves

Law & Order: Elves. The classic court-room procedural with helium balloons and pointy ears. [**Editor’s Pick Funniest Sketch**]

Secret Pants - Peter Pan Drugs

Peter Pan on Drugs.

Secret Pants - Prom Night in 3 minutes

Prom night in 3 minutes.

Secret Pants - Time Traveling Train

Eerie train car travels through time whenever they pass through a tunnel.

VIDEO: Down The Show Episode 4

The latest episode of Down The Show, created by Abigail Bruley and Andrew Laputka, features guest appearances by Janeane Garafalo and Eddie Pepitone and co-stars Jimmy Viola and Corey Cohen. Check it.

Celebrate 10 Years with Secret Pants!

Philly’s most permanent sketch-comedy force-of-nature is putting together a two-night retrospective!

This Thursday night (5/29) at PHIT, Secret Pants will present Free to a Good Home, a behind-the-scenes, director’s-commentary look at the worst material they’ve ever put together, generally agreed upon by members of Secret Pants as well as Philly audiences throughout the years! We’ll find out what their motivation was, what they were going for, and–quite simply–what in God’s name they were thinking. The evening will be hosted by Joe Moore.

Tickets are $5 in advance, and $7 at the door.

Then, on Friday (5/30), good taste–or at least, laughs–will prevail with Wouldn’t Change it for the World (or Best Offer), a straight show featuring the best material they have presented over the last decade. Dave Chappelle opener Chip Chantry will host.

Tickets are $10 in advance, and $12 at the door. Both shows are at 9:00pm. For tickets or more information, visit phillyimprovtheater.com

DUOFEST 2014: Schedule and workshops announced


Every year, improvisers from all over the country pour into Philly to demonstrate their mastery of a form that goes an inch wide and a mile deep.

With no salvation in the form of goofball teammates waiting in the wings, the precarious two-person arrangement is probably the easist style with which to “shit the bed”.

But when a duo with great chemistry really clicks, scenes can be fucking transcendent, leaving brains dripping down the walls.

Here’s the lineup for this year.


7:02 p.m. BODYSNATCHERS (St. Louis)
Cat & Vegas and the Temple of Boom (NJ) GET TIX!
8:02 p.m. Two Gentlemen (Boston)
‘Til Death Do Us Part (Philly) GET TIX!
9:02 p.m. Hawk and Wayne (St. Petersburg) GET TIX!
We Know Each Other (Minneapolis)
10:02 p.m. Dog and Friend Dog (Kansas City)
Due Dilligence (Philly) GET TIX!

7:02 p.m. Rainer Maria Rilkshake (Philly)
Darcy & Bingley (Toronto) GET TIX!
8:02 p.m. The Amie and Kristen Show (Philly/NYC)
Ranger Danger and the Danger Ranger (Los Angeles) GET TIX!
9:02 p.m. Virginia Jack (Vancouver)
Trike (NYC) GET TIX!
10:02 p.m. Foxtrot (Minneapolis)
Day Drunk (Toronto) GET TIX!
11:02 p.m. Gabe and Alex (Baltimore)
Venezuela (Montreal) GET TIX!

6:02 p.m. Iguanatron (Pittsburgh)
Michael Loves Greg (Philly) GET TIX!
7:02 p.m. Tomily Comedy (Boston)
Two Gentlemen (Boston) GET TIX!
8:02 p.m. Day Drunk (Toronto)
9:02 p.m. Matt& (Philly)
Ranger Danger and the Danger Ranger (Los Angeles) GET TIX!
10:02 p.m. Jack & The Wolf (Chicago)
Upstate (NYC) GET TIX!
11:02 p.m. From Justin to Kelly (NYC)
Virginia Jack (Vancouver) GET TIX!

7:02 p.m. The Raving Jaynes (NYC)
Evan the Loyal (Baltimore) GET TIX!
8:02 p.m. ‘Til Death Do Us Part (Philly)
Darcy & Bingley (Toronto) GET TIX!
9:02 p.m. Foxtrot (Minneapolis)
Jack & The Wolf (Chicago) GET TIX!


All shows are at PHIT (Adrienne Theater 2030 Sansom Street). Also check out DuoFest workshops at duofest.com/2014/workshops/

Friday 5/16: Hang On with Aaron Nevins

Hang On poster 5-16

Hang On guest Andy Breckman wrote Eddie Murphy’s White Like Me sketch on SNL.

Also, check out Brooke Van Poppelen’s appearance on Craig Ferguson:

LISTINGS UPDATE: Two new Philly open-mics

Czech out our open-mic listings for a new mic on Wednesdays (@ Jollie’s Live 822 n. Broad St.) and a monthly Thursday mic (@ Pharmacy Coffee Gallery 18th & Wharton).

(Also, if you can find any out-of-date listings, for every closed mic you report I will personally hand you a crisp hundred dollar bill.)

open mic listings

ONE NIGHT ONLY: Doogie Horner & Friends @ PhilaMOCA Thursday


Doogie is coming back to Philly tomorrow (5/15) with yo-yo/juggler Mark Hayward and contortionism/magician Johnathan Burns. PhilaMOCA is located 531 N 12th St. Tickets are $10 bucks, and you can buy them online.

Ironically, if you miss this one-night-only show, you can catch it again at the Colonial Theater in Phoenixville on Saturday (5/17).