Upcoming Shows

  • January 31, 2015Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • January 31, 2015Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Heliun
  • January 31, 2015 7:30 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • January 31, 2015 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • January 31, 2015 9:30 pmThe Comedy Works
  • January 31, 2015 10:00 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • January 31, 2015 10:30 pmImprov Comedy: PHIT House Teams
  • February 6, 2015 8:00 amNationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • February 6, 2015 7:00 pmThe Comedy Works
  • February 6, 2015 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • February 6, 2015 8:00 pmThe N Crowd
  • February 6, 2015 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • February 6, 2015 9:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • February 7, 2015Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • February 7, 2015Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Heliun
  • February 7, 2015 7:30 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • February 7, 2015 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • February 7, 2015 9:30 pmThe Comedy Works
  • February 7, 2015 10:00 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • February 7, 2015 10:30 pmImprov Comedy: PHIT House Teams
  • February 13, 2015 8:00 amNationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • February 13, 2015 7:00 pmThe Comedy Works
  • February 13, 2015 8:00 pmThe N Crowd
  • February 13, 2015 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • February 13, 2015 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
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Reasons You Didn’t Make Vulture’s List Of 50 Comedians You Should and Will Know

by: Doogie Horner

1. Your name is hard to spell (and being Polish didn’t help either).

2. Congratulations, you’re number 51!

3. The editors at Vulture can’t remember whether or not you’re dead, and they don’t feel like googling it.

4. Maybe people refuse to take you seriously because you never stop clowning around?

5. Too edgy!

6. Not edgy enough.

7. You only perform in North Korea.

8. People should know you, but won’t.

9. People shouldn’t know you, but will.

10. You’re always eating a sandwich on stage and it makes it hard to understand you sometimes.

11. Your tenure as 42nd President of the United States overshadows your comedy career.

12. Crooked candy corn teeth

13. You’re not funny, so just knock it off.

14. Politics! (see reason 11)

Doogie Horner is a comedian, author, and graphic designer. He is a suppurating wound of comedy.

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Tweets of the Week, Vol. 31

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Comedy Show Round-up: May 2, 2013

Shows

The Bat – 7:00pm at Philly Improv Theater

Laff Therapy Thursdays – 8:00pm at The Laff House

Thursday Comedy at PJ Ryan’s Pub – 8:00pm at PJ Ryan’s Pub

Now Time! A Sketch Comedy Showcase – 8:00pm at L’etage

Mitch Fatel – 8:00pm at Helium Comedy Club

Dog Mountain – 8:30pm at Philly Improv Theater

The Monthly Hour with James Hesky – 10:00pm at Philly Improv Theater

Open Mics

Center City Comedy – 9:00pm (signups at 8:30) at The Raven Lounge, 1718 Sansom St., Philadelphia

Comedy Under the Disco Ball – 8:00pm (signups at 7:30) at L2, 2201 South St., Philadelphia

If you run a Philadelphia-area comedy show or open mic let us know so we can share it on our calendar and in our daily show round-ups by sending us the information from our submit a show page to contact@witout.net.

Temple Smash: Bus-e-niss

This video for Temple Smash was written by Robert Gentile; shot by Hiram Stelzig; edited by Robert Gentile; and stars Ben Hyclak, Erin Dohony, and Kevin Nguyen.

 

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Promo Video – “Monday Evening Raw: Fresh from the Can”

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Hey, Real Quick with Chip Chantry

Helium Comedy Club has been busy producing some original web videos lately. Last week, they brought us The Up-and-Comer, in which local comedian Aaron Nevins sat down to interview Gilbert Gottfried. Today, they debut Hey, Real Quick with Chip Chantry: a minute-long video of the comedian telling topical jokes, some straight from his must-follow Twitter account.

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“The Up-and-Comer: Gilbert Gottfried” by Aaron Nevins

“Hotshot up-and-comer” stand-up Aaron Nevins got some sage advice from Gilbert Gottfried at Helium last night. Check it out!

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Tweets of the Week, Vol. 30

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Comedy is Liberty: Guess the Headliner

The second Comedy is Liberty weekend show is this Saturday at Liberties Bar & Grill. In this promo video Alison Zeidman hosts as Steven Bryan tries to guess who will be headlining the stand-up comedy showcase.

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Tweets of the Week, Vol. 29

Follow Witout on Twitter for updates from our site, as well as retweets of more of the best 140-character-or-less jokes from Philly comics.