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Promo Video – “Monday Evening Raw: Fresh from the Can”

By Alison Zeidman, on April 30th, 2013

If you are a Philadelphia comedy performer that produces a podcast, web series, sketch video, humor column, or any other online content let us know by emailing us at contact@witout.net so we can share it!

Hey, Real Quick with Chip Chantry

By Aaron Hertzog, on April 30th, 2013

Helium Comedy Club has been busy producing some original web videos lately. Last week, they brought us The Up-and-Comer, in which local comedian Aaron Nevins sat down to interview Gilbert Gottfried. Today, they debut Hey, Real Quick with Chip Chantry: a minute-long video of the comedian telling topical jokes, some straight from his must-follow Twitter account.

“The Up-and-Comer: Gilbert Gottfried” by Aaron Nevins

By Alison Zeidman, on April 26th, 2013

“Hotshot up-and-comer” stand-up Aaron Nevins got some sage advice from Gilbert Gottfried at Helium last night. Check it out!

Tweets of the Week, Vol. 30

By Aaron Hertzog, on April 26th, 2013

I’m not bragging or anything, but the status of my laundry no longer depends on the amount of quarters in my Hard Rock Cafe 1994 cup.

— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) April 21, 2013

“It’s my damn ark. I’m Noah! And I say we’re gonna see if unicorns can swim!” – How unicorns went extinct

— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) April 19, 2013

Scrunchies were originally invented to eliminate hair pulling while fistfighting your step-mom.

— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) April 25, 2013

Me and my ex girlfriend have so much in common.We both love terrible sci fi and we’ve each given me hand jobs.

— James Hesky (@JamesHesky) April 22, 2013

Maybe those family member car decal stickers aren’t that at all, but actually a visual tally of how many people your minivan has killed.

— Alison Zeidman (@AlisonZeidman) April 22, 2013

Guns are a real Catch 22. How do I steal a gun if I don’t already have a gun?!

— Billy Bob Thompson (@BillyBobThomps) April 25, 2013

I don’t get people who freak out at work.My dad taught me to put up a good front, and be an emotional wreck in the privacy of my home.

— Steve Swan (@stevenhswan) April 23, 2013

There should be a company I can call and they feel excited for me when I do exercise or eat oatmeal or whatever grown-up stuff I do…

— Joe Moore (@thejoemoore) April 23, 2013

“She’s about to molt.” –average bird watcher, engaging in totally normal, not deviant hobby of spying on little birds

— Doogie Horner (@DoogieHorner) April 25, 2013

The name “Mr. Softee” is misleading; every time I hear that truck’s music I get an erection.

— David Terruso (@DavidTerruso) April 25, 2013

Follow Witout on Twitter for updates from our site, as well as retweets of more of the best 140-character-or-less jokes from Philly comics.

Comedy is Liberty: Guess the Headliner

By Aaron Hertzog, on April 25th, 2013

The second Comedy is Liberty weekend show is this Saturday at Liberties Bar & Grill. In this promo video Alison Zeidman hosts as Steven Bryan tries to guess who will be headlining the stand-up comedy showcase.

Tweets of the Week, Vol. 29

By Aaron Hertzog, on April 19th, 2013

My self-esteem waivers daily between pageant winner and an animal wearing a cone.

— Mary Radzinski (@MaryRadzinski) April 17, 2013

The Bible really jumps the shark when Jesus invents a contraption that turns him into ultra-suave ladies man Jeezy Chrizzist

— Christian Alsis (@christianalsis) April 16, 2013

People are bashing Congress today. But I still believe in the the sanctity of our government, and its three branches: Oil, Guns, and Banks.

— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) April 18, 2013

Thankfully, I don’t like my women like I like my music: heavy fuzz, distorted bottom, and guttural.

— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) April 18, 2013

Looking to invest. Anyone sitting on an invention that hurts others and tells people you’re dumb but makes you feel like your wang is huge?

— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) April 18, 2013

I’m in favor of thorough background checks. Without them, I would have never seen that kid ghost in 3 Men and a Baby.

— Michael Rainey (@mikerainey82) April 18, 2013

Apparently the IRS doesnt like my tax filing status of “single, looking to mingle”

— Kevin Ryan (@KevinRyan00) April 15, 2013

So frustrated. Can’t find any entry level space jobs. How can I get space experience if all the space jobs require 4 years space experience?

— Trevor Cunnion (@TrevorCunnion) April 18, 2013

Follow Witout on Twitter for updates from our site, as well as retweets of more of the best 140-character-or-less jokes from Philly comics.

LawnBoys Comedy Presents: “The Magical Misadventures of Mike Logan”

By Alison Zeidman, on April 16th, 2013

Tweets of the Week, Vol. 28

By Aaron Hertzog, on April 12th, 2013

Why doesn’t the media report the POSITIVE stories about guns?Like how they make you feel like your dick’s bigger?

— Steve Swan (@stevenhswan) April 10, 2013

QUESTION: Does anyone know how to decorate the top of a latte to look like a wasted degree in graphic design?

— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) April 7, 2013

If you like watching porn, you’re probably gonna love this video of somebody else eating ice cream without you.

— Alison Zeidman (@AlisonZeidman) April 5, 2013

You know, being “Joe Moore” is all fine and good, but sometimes I just wanna be plain old “Screaming Maniac Wielding Nunchucks.”

— Joe Moore (@thejoemoore) April 9, 2013

“My artisan mayo guy is in Bolivia for a month, so I can’t make a decent sandwich.” – My imaginary worst enemy. Also, me with more money.

— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) April 8, 2013

Come on white ppl, shorts on in…..nah im jokin…its hot enough now

— Omar J. Scruggs (@OmarScruggs) April 9, 2013

Bad news: The maid I employ for my yacht gets motion sickness real bad and we’re taking her disability claim to court.

— Holding Court (@holdingcourtpod) April 11, 2013

Satellite images show that North Korea’s long-range missiles are actually just broken hot dog guns.

— Michael Rainey (@mikerainey82) April 12, 2013

Okay, a lot of you seem to think you know a lot about basketball, but can you even name three cities in the state of Wichita?

— James Hesky (@JamesHesky) April 6, 2013

Work hard and try your best, and someday you’ll be dead just like everyone who goofed around the whole time.

— Doogie Horner (@DoogieHorner) April 10, 2013

Follow Witout on Twitter for updates from our site, as well as retweets of more of the best 140-character-or-less jokes from Philly comics.

The Panic Hour Presents “Four Twenty”

By WitOut, on April 10th, 2013

Did you know the comedians of The Panic Hour podcast (N.a. Poe, Steve Miller-Miller, David Piccolomini) write song parodies? It’s true! Did you know they wrote one about pot? That shouldn’t be surprising!

Rob Baniewicz – “Ashes”

By Aaron Hertzog, on April 8th, 2013

The latest sketch comedy video from Rob Baniewicz features performaces by Alli Soowal and Maggy Keegan. Enjoy!

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Promo Video – “Monday Evening Raw: Fresh from the Can”

Hey, Real Quick with Chip Chantry

“The Up-and-Comer: Gilbert Gottfried” by Aaron Nevins

Tweets of the Week, Vol. 30

Comedy is Liberty: Guess the Headliner

Tweets of the Week, Vol. 29

LawnBoys Comedy Presents: “The Magical Misadventures of Mike Logan”

Tweets of the Week, Vol. 28

The Panic Hour Presents “Four Twenty”

Rob Baniewicz – “Ashes”

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