CollegeHumor’s Streeter Seidell seems like the kind of upfront, no bullshit type of comic Philadelphia can appreciate. However, he admitted he’s a little nervous about making his City of Brotherly Love debut when we talked about his upcoming show at the Trocadero Theatre this Friday. The White Wine author is part of the CollegeHumor Live tour alongside Jake Hurwitz & Amir Blumenfeld–stars of the long-running CollegeHumor.com web series Jake and Amir.
WitOut: Will it be the first time performing in Philly for all three of you?
Streeter Seidell: I think Jake and Amir did a college show in Philly once. But I haven’t even been there until about a month ago, which was a great embarrassment for me. I was totally ashamed because I grew up in Connecticut and I’m a massive history buff and Ben Franklin fan. And I like eating fattening food so I was like, how have I not been to this city? But I thought it was a great city. I’m a little nervous because I’ve never performed in Philly and you do hear this terrible rumors about audiences in Philly being crazy mean.
WitOut: Yeah, it’s nonsense. Just don’t suck.
Seidell: Yeah, that’s what I’ve been banking on. The problem is though, that I suck.
WitOut: So how did you get in at CollegeHumor?
Seidell: I was writing articles for the site when I was in college and just got on their radar and got hired right out of school.
WitOut: According to Wikipedia you were studying communications, did you have any idea what you would’ve done after college with that?
Seidell: Uh, I guess I would’ve worked at a talent agency which is where I had been an intern for a while. But thank god CollegeHumor hired me because I would’ve been a terrible agent.
WitOut: What was the experience like when CollegeHumor had a show on MTV, The CollegeHumor Show?
Seidell: It was so much fun. We were probably all 25, 26 and, it was a blast. I grew up watching MTV so the thought of having a show on MTV that I was acting in and helping write was extremely exciting. If only anyone watched it! Maybe I’d still be excited. But it was exhausting, frustrating, and extremely fun.
WitOut I saw you recently got a puppy? Will you be leaving it while you’re on tour?
Seidell: Aw, I wish you didn’t put it like that but yes I am.
WitOut: What can we expect at the show? What’s the format?
Seidell: Well, I’m not all the way sure yet. Usually Jake and Amir come out and do their thing, I come out and do my thing. Then we’ll do something together at the end. What exactly those things will be is yet to be determined. I’ll do stand-up, which, if I can see the crowd, might involve making fun of a kid in the front row. But, I will guarantee you it will be very funny.
WitOut: Despite you sucking?
Seidell: I might suck, but the three of us together, our powers combined, can make one funny show!
WitOut: The Voltron principle.
Seidell: Exactly, or the Captain Planet principle.
WitOut: You’ve co-written some books but you recently published your first book White Whine (http://whitewhine.com, available in stores and online now) on your own, what was that like?
Seidell: Do you remember writing essays or papers for college? Imagine doing that 250 times. And that was kinda like what writing a book was like, except you can say whatever you want and someone will give you money for it. So it was pretty fun!
WitOut: You’ve done sketch, stand-up, television, books, is there a form you haven’t done yet but would like to?
Seidell: Yeah, I guess, a movie right? Like, a major motion picture? Or, I’d really like to explore what I can do on Pinterest. That’s a form I really have yet to conquer. It’s really impressive, in a nine year career I’ve failed in almost every medium, which, not a lot of people can say. I’ll try anything really.
WitOut: Right, like me pretending to be a journalist here. I just write dick jokes in Philly but, I’m talking to you now.
Seidell: Are you the Philadelphia Dick Jokesmith?
WitOut: You’ve heard of me.
Seidell: Dude, how did you get that job I applied for that, I sent in a packet and everything.
WitOut: Well I apprenticed under the previous Dick Jokesmith.
Seidell: Ah, nepotism.
WitOut: What advice would you give someone who is trying to find a way to a career writing comedy?
Seidell: There is no place to go to apply for that job so anyone who wants to be a comedy writer can just start being a comedy writer. I’ve always had kids ask me “I really want to do stand-up” or “I want to write videos” or “I want to make things on YouTube”, well you shouldn’t have to want that cause you can just do that. There’s really no excuse to not just start doing it and, you’ll be pretty terrible for a while but then, hopefully, you’ll get a little better. And maybe one day I can be threatened by you and do everything in my power to stop your rise to fame.
WitOut: If you could be any animal, what would it be?
Seidell: Besides “better human”?
WitOut: That’s fine.
Seidell: Otherwise I was gonna say “Swedish person.”
WitOut: That’s basically the same thing. Anyway, thanks Streeter!
See Streeter Seidell, along with Jake & Amir, when CollegeHumor Live hits the Trocadero Theatre (1003 Arch Street, Philadelphia, PA), this Friday November 15th and 8:00pm. Get tickets here.
Dave Metter is a Philly comedian, check him out on Twitter @DaveMetter, and check out his fake local news show Your News, Philadelphia Friday December 6th at the Shubin Theatre.