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June 19, 2013 7:30 pmTell Me a Story
June 19, 2013 8:00 pmConklin's Comedy Night
June 19, 2013 8:00 pmFree For All
June 20, 2013 7:00 pmDaniel Tosh
June 20, 2013 8:00 pmLaff Therapy Thursdays
June 20, 2013 8:00 pmComedian Deconstruction
June 20, 2013 8:00 pmBert Kreischer
June 20, 2013 8:30 pmFigment Theater's The Vagabond Sessions
June 20, 2013 8:30 pmJohn Hughes High: June of '87
June 20, 2013 9:00 pmGet Real 4 @ Underground Arts
June 20, 2013 9:30 pmDaniel Tosh
June 21, 2013 7:00 pmThe Comedy Works
June 21, 2013 7:00 pmOld School's Comedy Showcase
June 21, 2013 7:30 pmBert Kreischer
June 21, 2013 8:00 pmThe N Crowd
June 21, 2013 9:00 pmSomething Witty at The Dive
June 21, 2013 10:00 pmBert Kreischer
June 22, 2013 4:00 pmDoug Benson (Stand-Up Show)
June 22, 2013 7:30 pm"Outside the Box" Live DVD Filming featuring Chris Smith
June 22, 2013 7:30 pmBert Kreischer
June 22, 2013 7:30 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
June 22, 2013 7:30 pmSarcasm Comedy Club
June 22, 2013 9:30 pmSarcasm Comedy Club
June 22, 2013 9:30 pmThe Comedy Works
June 22, 2013 10:00 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia

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Enter to Win a Copy of Doogie Horner’s ’100 Ghosts’

By Alison Zeidman, on June 18th, 2013

Stand-up comedian Doogie Horner has a new book, 100 Ghosts: A Gallery of Harmless Haunts, coming out this September—and GoodReads is giving away 50 free copies between now and July 17th! Enter to win here.

P.S. If you don’t win, you can also pre-order 100 Ghosts on Amazon.

Tweets of the Week, Vol. 36

By Aaron Hertzog, on June 14th, 2013

I once dated a girl because her http://t.co/DaISSUroDV profile stated she had lots of "pizzaz". I misread it as "pizzas".

— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) June 14, 2013

It's awkward when my therapist asks if I've thought about suicide or made a plan… I guess so? I had a bunch of "Save the Date"s printed.

— Steve Swan (@stevenhswan) June 14, 2013

Alright let's get to it, you big fucking asshole. *finishes brushing teeth, continues to avoid own gaze in bathroom mirror*

— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) June 13, 2013

That's what I love about corpses. I get older, they stay the SAME AGE.

— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) June 12, 2013

And as always, a happy early Father's Day to Papa Roach.

— Blake Wexler (@BlakeWexler) June 12, 2013

I have an agreement with the cockroaches in my house: I let them go wherever they want, and that's it. That's the agreement.

— Paul Triggiani (@PaulTrigg) June 10, 2013

If someone had told me in high school how cool nerds were gonna be when I got older I wouldnt have wasted all that time getting really cool

— Christian Alsis (@christianalsis) June 8, 2013

I think I trend more toward "politically inaccurate" than "politically incorrect."

— Alison Lynn (@Alison_lynnZ) June 8, 2013

MY COCK IS ON CAPS LOCK! - a rapper or something

— Jim Ginty (@Jim_Ginty) June 8, 2013

"You can cut it in half and it will still be alive!" – my neighbor's kid, the (hopefully) worm murderer

— Carolyn Busa (@misstoiletslave) June 8, 2013

"I like the way you work it. No diggity. I gotta bag it up." –grocery store bagger to customer, moments before he's fired

— Doogie Horner (@DoogieHorner) June 7, 2013

Went to a Super Walmart because the regular ones are so pedestrian.

— Mary Radzinski (@MaryRadzinski) June 14, 2013

Comedy Show Round-Up: June 14, 2013

By Aaron Hertzog, on June 14th, 2013

Shows

F Harold Comedy Festival- 6:00pm at Walnut St. Theatre

The Comedy Works - 7:00pm at Georgine’s Restaurant

TuRae’s Birthday Comedy Festival – 7:30 & 9:45pm at The Laff House

Steve Rannazzisi – 7:30 & 10:00pm at Helium Comedy Club

Laughs on Fairmount – 8:00pm at The Urban Saloon

The N Crowd – 8:00pm at The Actor’s Center

Doylestown Comedy Cabaret – 9:00pm at Poco’s

South Jersey Comedy Cabaret – 9:00pm at Casa Carollo Restaurant

Open Mics

Hodge Podge – 8:00pm (7:30pm signups) at Hodge Podge, 1212 South St., Philadelphia

If you run a Philadelphia-area comedy show or open mic let us know so we can share it on our calendar and in our daily show round-ups by sending us the information from our submit a show page to contact@witout.net.

Comedy Show Round-Up: June 13, 2013

By Aaron Hertzog, on June 13th, 2013

Shows

F. Harold Comedy Festival – 6:00pm at Walnut St. Theatre

Liberation – 7:30 at Higher Grounds

Laff Therapy Thursdays – 8:00pm at The Laff House

Steve Rannazzisi – 8:00pm at Helium Comedy Club

Neal Brennan – 9:00pm at Johnny Brenda’s

Open Mics

Center City Comedy – 9:00pm (signups at 8:30) at The Raven Lounge, 1718 Sansom St., Philadelphia

Comedy Under the Disco Ball – 8:00pm (signups at 7:30) at L2, 2201 South St., Philadelphia

Comedy Show Round-Up: June 12, 2013

By Aaron Hertzog, on June 12th, 2013

Shows

F. Harold Comedy Festival – 6:00pm at Walnut St. Theatre

Helium Comic Showcase – 8:00pm at Helium Comedy Club

Free For All – 8:00pm at Rembrandt’s Restaurant & Bar

Conklin’s Comedy Night – 8:00pm at Parx Casino

Open Mics

Rogues Gallery – 7:30pm (signups at 7:00) at Rogues Gallery, 11 S. 21st St., Philadelphia

Northeast Comedy Cabaret - 8:00pm (signups at 7:30) at The Comedy Caberet, 11580 Roosevelt Blvd., Philadelphia

High Note Humor - 8:00pm (signups at 7:30) at The Taproom Grill, 427 W Crystal Lake Ave., Haddonfield, NJ

Comedy is Liberty – 7:30pm (signups at 7:30) at Liberties Bar & Grill, 705 N. 2nd St., Philadelphia

Comedy Show Round-Up: June 11, 2013

By Aaron Hertzog, on June 11th, 2013

Shows

F. Harold Comedy Festival - 6:00pm at Walnut St. Theatre

Second Stories presents: Losin’ It! A Night of Firsts - 7:00pm at The Dive

Open Mics

Helium Comedy Club – 8:00pm (online signups) at Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St., Philadelphia

The Headhouse Cafe – 8:00pm (signups at 7:30) at The Headhouse Cafe, 122 Lombard St., Philadelphia

No.2 (#2)(Number 2) – 8:00pm (signups at 7:30) at St. Stephen’s Green, 1701 Green St., Philadelphia

LawnBoys Comedy – 8:00pm (signups at 7:00) at Puck, 1 Printers Alley Doylestown, PA

The M Room – 9:00pm (signups at 8:30) at The M Room, 15 W. Girard Ave., Philadelphia

Comedy Show Round-Up: June 10, 2013

By Aaron Hertzog, on June 10th, 2013

Open Mics

Laughs on Fairmount - 8:00pm (signups at 7:15) at The Urban Saloon, 2120 Fairmount Ave., Philadelphia

The Irish Times - 7:30pm (signups at 7:00) at The Irish Times, 629 S 2nd St., Philadelphia

Joe Murdock Has Created an Event - 9:00pm (signups at 8:30) at Connie’s Ric Rac, 1132 S. 9th St., Philadelphia

RP McMurphy’s - 8:00pm (signups at 7:45) at RP McMurphy’s, 2623 MacDade Blvd., Ridley,PA

ComedySportz – 7:30 & 10:00pm at The Playground at The Adrienne Theater

Sarcasm Comedy Club – 7:30 & 9:30pm at The Crowne Plaza Hotel

Jon Dore– 7:30 & 10:00pm at Helium Comedy Club

Mike Yard– 7:30 & 9:45pm at The Laff House

Northeast Comedy Cabaret – 9:00pm at The Ramada NortheastDoylestown Comedy Cabaret - 9:00pm at Poco’s

South Jersey Comedy Cabaret – 9:00pm at Casa Carollo Restaurant

The Comedy Works – 9:30pm at Georgine’s Restaurant

Tweets of the Week, Vol. 35

By Aaron Hertzog, on June 7th, 2013

I miss that “last day of school” feeling. I miss feeling.

— Mary Radzinski (@MaryRadzinski) June 4, 2013

My girl friend pampers me, not pamper intreating me nice, I’m into that adult baby fetish jawn #fb

— John Kensil (@johnkensil) June 1, 2013

My dog has been really good about staying hydrated during this heat wave. It’s nice to know he reads the emails I send him.

— Carolyn Busa (@misstoiletslave) June 2, 2013

Most beautiful part of a sunset is knowing somewhere in the world a guy is watching the same sun rise and going “Shit! I’m late for work!”

— Steve Swan (@stevenhswan) June 3, 2013

I never feel older and fatter than when someone says “You’re old. And fat.”

— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) June 3, 2013

Is this hero sandwich satiating my hunger out of altruism, or a darker, more selfish motive? #antihero

— Doogie Horner (@DoogieHorner) June 3, 2013

As a kid I was a decent looking older woman.

— Kevin Ryan (@KevinRyan00) June 4, 2013

I wish I was cool enough to not care if I accidentally killed a person.

— Aaron Nevins (@AaronNevins) June 4, 2013

Jobs online say they are looking for “Red Bull Attitude”. If I had to describe my attitude using a beverage I’d go with “Jonestown Kool-Aid”

— Aaron Hertzog (@aaronhertzog) June 5, 2013

Over time my comedy goalshave gone from “HBO special” to “make it through a ten minute set without sweating terribly”.

— Pat Barker (@patbarkercomedy) June 6, 2013

Fat 12-yr-old wearing a walking cast & a Beastie Boys t-shirt is playing basketball at the playground.I just found a new member for my gang.

— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) June 6, 2013

Remember guys, when someone dies, it’s a perfect opportunity to exaggerate your relationship with that person and make it all about you.

— Tommy Pope (@TommyJPope) June 6, 2013

Look I know it seems like I complain a lot on here but the reality is that everything is dumb and I hate it.

— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) June 6, 2013

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