The TSA will allow small knives on planes again, so we can finally get back what we missed most about flying: reenacting the Beat It video.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) March 6, 2013
My brain still refers to a large group of people other than myself as “grown ups”.
— Mary Radzinski (@MaryRadzinski) March 5, 2013
Sorry officer, but whipping rocks at birds is part of my religion.
— Joe Moore (@thejoemoore) March 4, 2013
I have an Odometer in my car. It tells me how many times a day Lamar Odom wishes he didn’t marry a Kardashian. #125431
— Jim Ginty (@Jim_Ginty) March 4, 2013
— Brendan Kennedy (@brendankennedy) March 5, 2013
Every time my cat sleeps next to my baby I feel like the internet has come to life.
— Lora(@LoraNeely) March 1, 2013
Playing video games online is like middle school. It’s where I go to get made fun of by thirteen year olds.
— Luke Giordano (@lukegiordano) March 3, 2013
“Do you wash your jeans?” -Someone Who Doesn’t.
— Blake Wexler (@BlakeWexler) March 4, 2013
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