As the year winds down, WitOut collects lists from comedy performers and fans of their favorite moments, comedians, groups, shows, etc. from the last year in Philly comedy. Top 5 of 2012 lists will run throughout December–if you’d like to write one, pitch us your list at contact@witout.net!

1. “Hello!” – Alex Grubard

2. “Hey, guys.” – Joe Bell

3.  “I don’t have any money.” – Alex Grubard (Quit hogging the English, Grubard.)

4. “Hey, everybody!” – Aaron Hertzog

5. “Diarrhea.” – Chris O’Connor

Alejandro Morales is a stand-up comedian, aspiring filmmaker, and male impersonator. Starting January 30th, he’ll be co-hosting a brand new comedy showcase with fellow comedian TJ Hurley called ‘East Coast Power Nap’ at the Balcony of the Trocadero. Tweet him on the TLC tip at @alleyhandrow.