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“The Worst People Talk on Their Cell Phone While Driving” by Two Adult Consenting Men

The WitOut mail room just received this video from Two Adult Consenting Men (a Philly-by-way-of-NJ dude named Pete Steele, and his roommate, name unknown).

In addition to clarifying that Two Adult Consenting Men is not a pornography production company (according to their website, they’re “two adult men who write comedy, make videos, draw, and dislike their cat”), Pete also noted in his email that if we didn’t like the video and wanted to “ridicule [Two Adult Consenting Men] and make lewd jokes about [his] penis size,” that would be OK.  But we’re not big on name calling here at WitOut, so we’ll leave that to you guys.  (Just kidding–let’s all be nice to each other, please.)  Leave your praise for the video and/or dick jokes in the comments!

From the WitOut Archives: Doogie Horner Sketches the Helium Open Mic Night

Twice a month, WitOut digs through its virtual piles of old columns to repost something great you may have missed.

This post was contributed by comedian, author and graphic designer Doogie Horner. On April 26th, 2011, Doogie hosted the Helium Comedy Club open mic night, and did sketches of all of the comedians performing on the show.


Jon DelCollo


Aaron Hertzog

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