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  • November 1, 2014Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • November 1, 2014 7:30 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • November 1, 2014 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • November 1, 2014 9:30 pmThe Comedy Works
  • November 1, 2014 10:00 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • November 1, 2014 10:30 pmImprov Comedy: PHIT House Teams
  • November 5, 2014 8:00 pmComedy Masters
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  • November 7, 2014 7:00 pmThe Comedy Works
  • November 7, 2014 8:00 pmThe N Crowd
  • November 7, 2014 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • November 7, 2014 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • November 7, 2014 9:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • November 8, 2014Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • November 8, 2014Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Heliun
  • November 8, 2014 7:30 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • November 8, 2014 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • November 8, 2014 9:30 pmThe Comedy Works
  • November 8, 2014 10:00 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • November 8, 2014 10:30 pmImprov Comedy: PHIT House Teams
  • November 12, 2014 8:00 pmComedy Masters
  • November 13, 2014 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
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The WitOut Caption Contest – Win 2 Free Tickets to ComedySportz!

Once a month, the WitOut Caption Contest gives you the opportunity to win two free tickets to a local comedy show. This month’s prize tickets are generously being donated by ComedySportz Philadelphia.

To enter, submit a caption for the photo below in the comments section of this post, and check back on December 30th at Noon for a post revealing the winner. The author of the winning caption (as determined by the editors of WitOut) will receive two free tickets to a ComedySportz show of their choice.

Photo courtesy of ComedySportz Philadelphia
Photographer: Kevin Regan
Pictured: Kevin Lopez, Eoin O’Shea & Alli Soowal, during ComedySportz show 10/20/12

ComedySportz is Philadelphia’s longest running comedy show! Every Saturday night two teams of improvisers vie for points in a hilarious competition similar to TV’s ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’  A referee governs the action and calls the fouls keeping the match fast, smart & funny.  Appropriate for ALL ages.

 

Is your theater interested in providing a photo and prize tickets for a WitOut Caption Contest? Email alison@witout.net to set up your sponsorship!

9 comments to The WitOut Caption Contest – Win 2 Free Tickets to ComedySportz!

  • Lizzie Spellman

    “The eerie sound of Jason approaching his next victim was momentarily subdued as Alice and Jack discovered the killer dancing to ‘Words of Love’ by Mama Cass.”

  • Mike Butler

    “The new Doctor Who suffers from many problems, the largest of which – severe budget cuts.”

  • Matt

    “Forget your lift ticket… I’m telling you – Mom IS Michael Myers!”

  • Matt

    The Paducah Players’ production of Phantom of the Opera would be the talk of the trailer park for weeks to come…

  • Bank

    “Save yourself. I’ll distract it by trying to sleep with it.”
    “No, I won’t leave you behind.”
    “Fine, you knock it out and then I’ll try to sleep with it.”

  • Kevin

    Seeing his two soon-to-be victims fighting over who was going to die first, Jason finally felt like the prettiest girl at the dance.

  • Dave

    Come on, the scarf isn’t that bad.

  • jim

    Carrot Top was no match for Jason in last night’s competitive round of standing still.

  • Brandon Ryan

    *Internal Monologue of Jason Vorhees*
    “Whew. OK. We can do this. We can make it through one nice dinner. Just remember what Madame taught you in etiquette class. Extend your hand, smiling, and curtsey. Extend your hand, smiling, and curtsey… Don’tThinkAboutMurderDon’tThinkAboutMurderDon’tThinkAboutMurder. Extend your hand, smiling and… Dammit. Who am I kidding? I’m going to murder these people.”

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