Upcoming Shows

  • January 30, 2015 8:00 amNationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • January 30, 2015 7:00 pmThe Comedy Works
  • January 30, 2015 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • January 30, 2015 8:00 pmThe N Crowd
  • January 30, 2015 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • January 30, 2015 9:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • January 31, 2015Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • January 31, 2015Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Heliun
  • January 31, 2015 7:30 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • January 31, 2015 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • January 31, 2015 9:30 pmThe Comedy Works
  • January 31, 2015 10:00 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • January 31, 2015 10:30 pmImprov Comedy: PHIT House Teams
  • February 6, 2015 8:00 amNationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • February 6, 2015 7:00 pmThe Comedy Works
  • February 6, 2015 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • February 6, 2015 8:00 pmThe N Crowd
  • February 6, 2015 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • February 6, 2015 9:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • February 7, 2015Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Heliun
  • February 7, 2015Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • February 7, 2015 7:30 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • February 7, 2015 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • February 7, 2015 9:30 pmThe Comedy Works
  • February 7, 2015 10:00 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
AEC v1.0.4

And the Winner of the November WitOut Caption Contest is…

Congratulations to Skittles McFancy, winner of the November WitOut Caption Contest and totally not someone using a fake name!  Here’s Skittles’ caption:

“…and that, fine sirs, is why I must take my leave of the Gentleman’s Crouching Club!” 

 

Skittles, look for an email from WitOut soon with information to claim your prize (two tickets to an N Crowd show of your choice)!

To the rest of you: Thanks for participating, and best of luck next time! We’ll launch the next WitOut Caption Contest on December 15th.

Tweets of the Week, Vol. 9

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