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And the Winner of the November WitOut Caption Contest is…

By Alison Zeidman, on November 30th, 2012

Congratulations to Skittles McFancy, winner of the November WitOut Caption Contest and totally not someone using a fake name!  Here’s Skittles’ caption:

“…and that, fine sirs, is why I must take my leave of the Gentleman’s Crouching Club!” 

 

Skittles, look for an email from WitOut soon with information to claim your prize (two tickets to an N Crowd show of your choice)!

To the rest of you: Thanks for participating, and best of luck next time! We’ll launch the next WitOut Caption Contest on December 15th.

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Tweets of the Week, Vol. 9

By Aaron Hertzog, on November 30th, 2012

Follow Witout on Twitter for updates from our site, as well as retweets of more of the best 140-character-or-less jokes from Philly comics.

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