Once a month, the WitOut Caption Contest will give you the opportunity to win two free tickets to a local comedy show. This month’s prize tickets are generously being donated by Philly Improv Theater.
To enter, submit a caption for the photo below in the comments section of this post, and check back on October 30th at Noon for a post revealing the winner and runner-up. The author of the winning caption (as determined by the editors of WitOut.net) will receive two free tickets to a Philly Improv Theater show of their choice.
Photo courtesy of Philly Improv Theater
Photographer: Tom Lovelund
Pictured: Jessica Ross and Brian Ratcliffe, during PHIT’s Fringe Festival production of Myths & Monsters
Philly Improv Theater (PHIT) is a showcase for Philadelphia comedy shows, including improv, sketch and stand-up. In addition to presenting more than 300 popular and affordable BYOB shows at The Shubin Theatre each year, PHIT’s Training Center is the largest of its kind between New York and Chicago. For details on upcoming Philly Improv Theater shows and classes, visit phillyimprovtheater.com/.
Is your theater interested in providing a photo and prize tickets for a WitOut Caption Contest? Email alison@witout.net to set up your sponsorship!
Well Miss equestrian specialist, I don’t quite see how the “youth in Asia” will help heal my broken leg.
Brian: Principal Jess, I’m pretty sure the game isn’t called “freeze-frog”
Jess: You obviously have a lot to learn, little Brian.
Look around on the floor! You squeezed too hard with your thighs and my eye popped out!
Wait a minute…this can’t be! You must be a winking horse. I thought that winking horses didn’t exist.
Sorry Psy, I don’t think this whole ‘Gangnam Style’ dance is going to catch on.
Fifty Shades of Grey Pants really gets kinky in the second act.
Jess: “Since when do you live here? Management never let me know.”
Brian: “Oh, don’t act like you didn’t get the e-newsletter.”
Uh, dude… I’m already *riding* you, so you can stop winking at me.
Something something newborn foal, something something breech birth.
Brian: Look, Mitt…we haven’t got any horses OR bayonets.
Jess: That’ll do, Paul. That’ll do.
Doctor, I’m not going to say this new chest tentacles therapy you recommended is working…but I’m certainly not going to stop you. …to the left a little.
Looks like she is giving birth to a funny-looking baby LOLOLOLOL
Jess: If I told you once Tommy, I told you a thousand times, you can’t go back in Mommy’s womb.
Brian: But I saw Daddy going in there last night.
Brian was beginning to doubt Jess and her vast array of obscure colloquialisms, such as “Save a horse, ride a Ratcliffe”
You’re all wrong. It’s a lady straddling a guy.
MAMA!… I thought you’d be taller?
“Seriously, I got these frames for 20 bucks. Why won’t you believe me?”