Upcoming Shows

  • April 24, 2014 7:30 pmPHIT PRESENTS: MILLENNIUM QUEST: WARP JAWN
  • April 24, 2014 9:00 pmThe Comedy Attic
  • April 24, 2014 9:00 pmCHEAT CODE W. SPECIAL GUESTS @ PHIT
  • April 24, 2014 10:30 pmHOUSE OF BLACK @ PHIT
  • April 25, 2014 7:00 pmThe Comedy Works
  • April 25, 2014 7:30 pmPHIT PRESENTS: MILLENNIUM QUEST: WARP JAWN
  • April 25, 2014 8:00 pmThe N Crowd
  • April 25, 2014 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • April 25, 2014 9:00 pmCHEAT CODE W. SPECIAL GUESTS @ PHIT
  • April 25, 2014 10:30 pmSTORY UP! AFTER DARK @ PHIT
  • April 25, 2014 11:00 pmIRON SKETCH @ PHIT
  • April 26, 2014 7:30 pmSarcasm Comedy Club
  • April 26, 2014 7:30 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • April 26, 2014 7:30 pmPHIT PRESENTS: MILLENNIUM QUEST: WARP JAWN
  • April 26, 2014 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • April 26, 2014 8:00 pmBye Bye Liver: The Philadelphia Drinking Play
  • April 26, 2014 9:00 pmMEN WITH FACES + BIG BABY @ PHIT
  • April 26, 2014 9:30 pmThe Comedy Works
  • April 26, 2014 9:30 pmSarcasm Comedy Club
  • April 26, 2014 10:00 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • April 26, 2014 10:30 pmTHE FUTURE + MAYOR KAREN @ PHIT
  • April 26, 2014 11:00 pmIRON SKETCH @ PHIT
  • April 27, 2014 4:00 pmPHIT PRESENTS: MILLENNIUM QUEST: WARP JAWN
  • April 27, 2014 7:00 pmTHE BUTTERED NIBLETS + THE DEAN’S LIST @ PHIT
  • April 27, 2014 8:30 pmGOON + THE SHAM @ PHIT
AEC v1.0.4

WitOut Wants Your Bad Jokes!

Hey there all you fabulous comedians, you–’fess up, there have been times when you haven’t been so fabulous, haven’t there?

But that’s OK! We’re all friends here, and this is a safe place to share, right? Right! So email alison@witout.net with all your jokes that bombed, your sketch scripts that never got performed, and if you’ve got ‘em, videos of your improv team failing onstage!

For bonus points, write up a little sumthin’ sumthin’ about why the joke/sketch/scene didn’t work, and what you (hopefully) learned from it.

The Comedy Works at Georgine’s

Description: Comedy Club with Headliner, Coleman Green, Feature Tom Nemec and MC Terry Reilly

Style: Stand-up

Date: Friday, October 26, 2012 and Saturday, October 27, 2012

Time: 9:30 p.m.

Admission: $15 (subject to change)

Location: Georgine’s Restaurant, 1320 Newport Road, Bristol, PA 19007.

Contact: (215) 741-1661 www.comedyworksbristol.com

Yucks at Bucks Comedy Show

Description: The Legendary Joey Callahan performing in his own backyard at the beautiful Buck Hotel in Feasterville PA. Also on the bill, from the Kid Chris Show and Opie and Anthony, Philly’s funniest finalist Ed McGonigal.

Style: Stand-up

Date: Friday, October 5, 2012

Time: 8:30 p.m.

Admission: $15 in advance; $20 at the door (Cash bar and food available)

Location: Presidential Ballroom, The Buck Hotel, 1200 Buck Road, Feasterville PA.

Contact: www.thebuckhotel.com

Ghost Show

Description: Barely escape with your life. Amazing local storyteller Alejandro Morales, dark improv from PHIT instructor duo Whisper (Maggy Keegan and Jason Grimley), and headlining ghost-hunter trio Rintersplit are set to guide the audience on a mystery-mansion tour.

Hosted by Pro-Mania hothead, Necrosexual.
Style: Improv, Storytelling, Stand-up
Date: Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Time: 7:30pm – 10:00pm
Admission: $5
Location: L’etage, 6th & Bainbridge (above Beau Monde crêperie)
Contact: Facebook Twitter

Tweets of the Week, Vol. 1

Our new, weekly segment here at Witout is going to round-up some of the best Twitter jokes Philadelphia comedians had to offer in the past week. Make sure to follow Witout on Twitter for updates from our site, as well as retweets of more of the best 140-character-or-less jokes from Philly comics.