Upcoming Shows

  • December 20, 2014Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Heliun
  • December 20, 2014Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • December 20, 2014 7:30 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • December 20, 2014 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • December 20, 2014 9:30 pmThe Comedy Works
  • December 20, 2014 10:00 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • December 20, 2014 10:30 pmImprov Comedy: PHIT House Teams
  • December 23, 2014 9:00 pmSecret Pants Presents: Cuban Tinsel Crisis
  • December 24, 2014 8:00 pmComedy Masters
  • December 25, 2014 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • December 26, 2014 8:00 amNationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • December 26, 2014 7:00 pmThe Comedy Works
  • December 26, 2014 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • December 26, 2014 8:00 pmThe N Crowd
  • December 26, 2014 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • December 26, 2014 9:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
  • December 27, 2014Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Helium
  • December 27, 2014Nationally Touring Headline Comedians @ Heliun
  • December 27, 2014 7:30 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • December 27, 2014 8:00 pmCrazy Cow Comedy
  • December 27, 2014 9:30 pmThe Comedy Works
  • December 27, 2014 10:00 pmComedy Sportz Philadelphia
  • December 27, 2014 10:30 pmImprov Comedy: PHIT House Teams
  • December 31, 2014 8:00 pmComedy Masters
  • January 1, 2015 8:30 pmFigment Theater: Sessions @ Studio C
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The Pornologues

Description: The Pornologues is a show dedicated to a hilarious discussion of pornography by some of the funniest comedians in Philadelphia.

The Performers:

Jess Carpenter
Darryl Charles
Joey Dougherty
John Kensil
Alex Pearlman
Timaree Schmit
Dave Terruso
Juliet Hope Wayne

and your fluffer: Roger Weaver

Hosted by Ryan Carey

This show is a fundraiser for Philly Sketchfest 2012; all proceeds benefit the festival.

Style: Stand-up, Storytelling

Date: Wednesday, October 10

Time: 8:30-10:00

Admission: $15

Location: L’Etage, 624 S. 6th St., Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19147

Contact: Website, Facebook Event

Site News: Comedy Calendar

As you already know, one of our goals here at WitOut is to keep a full calendar of all the comedy shows going on in and around Philadelphia. As you also may know, there are a lot of comedy shows going on in this city, and keeping that calendar can be quite a task.

Here’s where you can help! If you are promoting an upcoming comedy show and want it to appear on our calendar, all you have to do is email your information to contact@witout.net in this easy, copy-and-paste format:

Name: The name of your show.

Description: A short description of your show, include performers, a tagline, any information you think is important, and not covered in any of the below categories.

Style: Stand-up, Sketch, Improv, Storytelling, Variety

Date: When is your show?

Time: Include a start and end time if you have one.

Admission: How much is a ticket?

Location: The venue name, and address of the location of your show.

Contact: Any links to websites, facebook events, or ticket purchasing web sites, please.

 

And then you can tell all your friends, “Oh, yeah, my show’s listed on the venerable and highly respected website WitOut.net, so you can find all the details there. It’s no big deal. They’re only Philadelphia’s most exciting and informative comedy blog that tracks all the best shows happening in the city.” You’ll be the coolest!

Flagged Words (NSFW)

By: Anonymous

Some websites or online forums have filters in place that block people from cursing, using hateful slurs, or discussing inappropriate things.

Here I present an actual alphabetical list of the most interesting flagged or disallowed terminology, excluding the usual suspects you’d expect.

Do you think these were researched or came from case studies?
I didn’t write these up to be funny. This is an actual list from an actual website system.

  • Analbeads
  • Baby batter
  • Baby gravy
  • Bearded clam
  • Beaver cleaver
  • Beef curtain
  • Boloney drapes
  • Bukkake
  • Bunghole
  • Butt pirate
  • Carpetmunch
  • Choad
  • Chode
  • Chocolate starfish
  • Cooch
  • Cornholer
  • Darkie
  • Dirty Sanchez
  • Dominatrix
  • Dong
  • Donkey punch
  • Eat her out
  • Eat me out
  • Felch
  • Fellatio
  • Fun bags
  • Golden showers
  • Gorilla salad
  • Honky
  • Jump your bones
  • Knob gobbler
  • Lap dance
  • Lesbo
  • Mangina
  • Mushroom bruise
  • Nipple clamps
  • Pickaninny
  • Pink missile
  • Pink velvet sausage wallet
  • Pocket rocket
  • Porch monkey
  • Purple warrior
  • Queef
  • Raghead
  • Reach-around
  • Slant-eye
  • Sweater kittens
  • Swing both ways
  • The shocker
  • Tijuana donkey
  • Wetback
  • WOP
  • Yard ape
  • Yellow devil
  • Yiffing