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Doogie Horner Nominated for Philebrity Award

Doogie Horner (comedian, writer, blogger, host of Ministry of Secret Jokes-er) has been nominated for the 2011 Philebrity award in General Fabulousness. He would like you to vote for him (which you can do here) and we here at Witout think you should too. Not convinced? Doogie, thought you might not be so he prepared some words in his own behalf.

Hello! I am honored to have been nominated by Philebrity in the category of General Fabulousness. I’m not here to ask for you to vote for me. I’m here to ask you to believe in yourself, and vote for a better future, one in which I have a tasteful brass plaque on my wall that says FABULOUS GENERAL, 2012.

I’d like to take a moment to thank some of the people who have sent letters of support. Mary Davenport of Danielsville, PA: I’m sorry to hear about your loss; all I can say is, it gets better. Tom Goodall of Gary, IN:  I use nightcrawlers too! Or sometimes a small piece of cheese. Dan Macavoy of Miama, FL: Your son’s a very talented artist. Thank you for the eagle drawing.

And now, I’d like to answer the other letters I’ve gotten. Jason Schnieder of Munsie, ND: No, you are. Shauna Severn, Pensacola, FL: Not as big as your butt. David Caruso, Miama, FL: You have the face of an alcoholic Irish baby.

In closing, let me point out that even though there may be some people more fabulous than me, nobody is more general, and that’s 50% of what we’re talking about here.

There you have it. Vote for Doogie.

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