Attention Philadelphia comedians and actors, Quarter Life Crisis, a project described as “a narrative of transition and self discovery about three best friends who drop out of college during a quarter-life crisis” is looking to you to fill their cast. Auditions will be held at The Raven Lounge on Monday October 17 beginning at 6:00PM. Interested parties should contact firstname.lastname@example.org. Below is a rundown of the parts they are looking to fill.
DARIUS: 20′S. AFRICAN AMERICAN. PREFERABLE BEARD AND AFRO, NOT MANDATED. AVERAGE HEIGHT AND BUILD.
ANDY: 20′S. ASIAN: JAPANESE, CHINESE, KOREAN, ETC. SHORT. SKINNY BUILD. LONG HAIR.
CHASTITY: 20′S. MIXED ETHNICITY: AFRICAN AMERICAN/EUROPEAN. WEST INDIAN/EUROPEAN. MUST HAVE PARTIAL AFRICAN ANCESTRY. CURLY HAIR. THIN TO AVERAGE BUILD.
BRO: 30′S – 40′S. CAUCASIAN. TALL. ALL SIZES CONSIDERED. DISTINGUISHED. “WALL STREET” APPEARANCE.
MINOR CHARACTERS AND EXTRAS:
JOY – 18 – 25. YOUTHFUL. VIBRANT. PROVOCATIVE.
APRIL – 18 – 25. YOUTHFUL. VIBRANT. PROVOCATIVE.
COP – LATE 20′S – 30′S. PHYSICALLY IMPOSING. SOUTHERN
ACCENT (AUTHENTIC OR ACCURATE FAKE).
LANDLORD – 40′S – 50′S. LARGE BUILD. OVERWEIGHT.
POLICE COMMISSIONER – 40′S – 50′S. DISTINGUISHED. ALL SIZES AND ETHNICITIES CONSIDERED.
BOB – 30′S – 40′S. OVERWEIGHT.
STOIC NUN – 40′S – 50′S. MATURE.
FEMALE STUDENT – 18 – 28. YOUTHFUL. VIBRANT. PROVOCATIVE.
STACY – 18 – 28. YOUTHFUL. VIBRANT. PROVOCATIVE.
BRITTANY – 18 – 28. YOUTHFUL. VIBRANT. PROVOCATIVE.
GIRLS (EXTRAS) 18 – 28. YOUTHFUL. VIBRANT. PROVOCATIVE.