Word up Pizza Pals! Pizza was named “Food of the Week” at a small ceremony at my apartment on Tuesday, and I couldn’t wait to celebrate with Mike Rainey. Mike’s no pizza greenhorn, and here’s the proof:
Pizza Pal Joe Moore: How much do you like Pizza?
Mike Rainey: If babies were slices of pizza, I would never use condoms.
PPJM: What is your favorite slice in Philadelphia?
MR: Lorenzo’s is great. Pizza there is terrific, plus they’ll pretty much punch you in the face if you ask for toppings on your slice.
PPJM: How often do you eat pizza?
MR: At least 3 times a week. These breasts aren’t gonna maintain themselves…
PPJM: Are you into plain pizzas or toppings? If toppings, which?
MR: I love pepperoni and sausage. However, if I had to rank them, pepperoni would be Hall and sausage would be Oates.
PPJM: What is your favorite use of Pizza in Pop Culture (Film, TV, Music… etc.)?
MR: Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs. If I had to murder people for an organized crime boss, I’d at least want to be able to eat parts of his face.