The Ministry sends us this communique:
Every comedian on the show will be battling each other Royal Rumble style, until only one person remains, and then they will battle the current champion-in-residence Steve Gerben. [the actual current champion is Anton Shuford, but he's out of town] The matches will be much shorter than standard Omniana battles; each person will have only 30 seconds per argument.
The Ministry of Secret Jokes will be held tonight at 8PM at Fergie’s Pub, 1214 Sansom St.
Or will it be?