We receive this message from the mysterious Ministry of Secret Jokes:

the Ministry of Secret Jokes is a suppurating wound of comedy!
When: 8pm-10pm
Where: upstairs at Fergie’s Pub, 1214 Sansom St., Philadelphia, PA, USA
How: Can’t say
Why: Not?

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Standup comedy from: Mark Normand, Anton Shuford, Christian Alsis, Andrew Jeffrey Wright, James Hesky, Doogie Horner, and more!
Pie Eating Contest: Who will win: the person or the pie?
Omniana Battle: Steve Gerben defends his title against Anton Shuford. [People sitting in front are encouraged to bring ponchos.]
Ed McGonigal reads John Kensil’s tweets: John Kensil’s award-winning tweets have redefined the medium and shocked and amazed millions. See consummate showman Ed McGonigal interpret them as only a thespian of his pedigree can.

Less info at ministryofsecretjokes.com