Carolyn Busa interviews Mary Radzinski interviews Carolyn Busa

Mary Radzinski: Hey girlfriend!

Carolyn Busa: Hey sister!

MR: So do you have your dress picked out?

CB: For what? Easter’s really late this year…

MR: For Monday!

CB: What’s Monday?

MR: Laughs on Fairmount starts this coming Monday March 14th!

CB: WHAT! Mary, that’s The Bachelor finale. I thought we had plans. ‘Member? you were going to dress up as Emily? Her fiancee died in a plane crash? And you haaate planes.

MR: I thought you were joking about that. Did you really buy a Chantal wig? And yes. I do hate planes.

CB: Yeah.

MR: Kay. Well, Can you DVR it? We have a bunch of people coming. It’s kind of a big deal.

CB: I guess so. The Bachelor can wait. Who needs guys anyway? Am I right?

MR: Heck yeah!

[Mary and Carolyn high five.]

CB: Sigh. I hate men.

MR: Me too. But that’s why Laughs on Fairmount rules because you and I are in charge. No guys to bring us down!

CB: Yeah!

MR: Yeah!

[Mary and Carolyn high five.]

CB: …it’s just I really want them to like us.

MR: Who? Easter’s really late this year.

CB: What? Stop it.

MR: Sorry.

CB: Guys, Mary. We want guys to like us.

MR: What are you talking about? They’re gonna love us! I mean with your red hair and my spray tan, we don’t even have to be funny. We just have to show up.

CB: I guess you’re right. Gosh Mary, how are you so pretty AND smart?

MR: Oh Carolyn!

CB: Oh Mary!

[Mary and Carolyn hug.]

MR: So I’ll see you Monday, then, at Urban Saloon?

CB: Yes! Monday at the Urban Saloon on 2120 Fairmount Ave. Right across from Eastern State Penitentiary! Sign-ups start 7:15, and the show starts at 8PM.

MR: Yeah, Carolyn, calm down, I know all that.

CB: Sorry, WitOut told me to make this staged interview seem informative.

MR. Well done Buse, well done. See you on stage … at 8PM … sign-ups at 7:15 … across from the–

CB: Mary!

MR: Sorry.

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