Mary Radzinski: Hey girlfriend!
Carolyn Busa: Hey sister!
MR: So do you have your dress picked out?
CB: For what? Easter’s really late this year…
MR: For Monday!
CB: What’s Monday?
MR: Laughs on Fairmount starts this coming Monday March 14th!
CB: WHAT! Mary, that’s The Bachelor finale. I thought we had plans. ‘Member? you were going to dress up as Emily? Her fiancee died in a plane crash? And you haaate planes.
MR: I thought you were joking about that. Did you really buy a Chantal wig? And yes. I do hate planes.
CB: Yeah.
MR: Kay. Well, Can you DVR it? We have a bunch of people coming. It’s kind of a big deal.
CB: I guess so. The Bachelor can wait. Who needs guys anyway? Am I right?
MR: Heck yeah!
[Mary and Carolyn high five.]
CB: Sigh. I hate men.
MR: Me too. But that’s why Laughs on Fairmount rules because you and I are in charge. No guys to bring us down!
CB: Yeah!
MR: Yeah!
[Mary and Carolyn high five.]
CB: …it’s just I really want them to like us.
MR: Who? Easter’s really late this year.
CB: What? Stop it.
MR: Sorry.
CB: Guys, Mary. We want guys to like us.
MR: What are you talking about? They’re gonna love us! I mean with your red hair and my spray tan, we don’t even have to be funny. We just have to show up.
CB: I guess you’re right. Gosh Mary, how are you so pretty AND smart?
MR: Oh Carolyn!
CB: Oh Mary!
[Mary and Carolyn hug.]
MR: So I’ll see you Monday, then, at Urban Saloon?
CB: Yes! Monday at the Urban Saloon on 2120 Fairmount Ave. Right across from Eastern State Penitentiary! Sign-ups start 7:15, and the show starts at 8PM.
MR: Yeah, Carolyn, calm down, I know all that.
CB: Sorry, WitOut told me to make this staged interview seem informative.
MR. Well done Buse, well done. See you on stage … at 8PM … sign-ups at 7:15 … across from the–
CB: Mary!
MR: Sorry.
