You can print out copies of Chip’s bracket and gamble with the folks in your office! (It’s parody, people, not satire! There’s nothing wrong with gambling on the hopes and dreams of our finest institutions’ athletic programs. Especially because we’re in the middle of a long stretch of f*cking nothing between the holidays and summer.)
Will Gerry Rafferty’s “Baker Street” beat out dash-cam footage? Will flight attendants who rap the safety announcements defeat old west barbers who were also dentists? (I think NOT!)
Round One is done, you can view it here. Our feelings are that the left side is the significantly stronger conference. With such elite competitors like a beard of bees, the Doppler effect, naps, and sheds we’re expecting the real super bowl to be a stunning semi-final matchup between any two of these left-side juggernauts. (Editor’s note: Let’s Go Sheds!)
Scoop up tickets for their ten-year anniversary show at World Cafe Live on Friday April 24th! You can buy tickets for just $15.00 bucks, or an extra five dollars gets you some clutch World Cafe hors-d’oeuvres and mingling with the Crowd for an hour before the show!
Saturday night after you’ve wined and dined the shit out of a pretty lady, take her to the raunchy midnight show at Helium to see if she’s really a keeper. If she laughs at Mike Rainey and company’s vulgar jokes about filching, smegma, and whatever else these god-damned rembrandts are discussing, you know it’s true love and not just an expensive 4am uber fare.
Scoop up tickets while they last, and while you’re at it, check out Jen Kirkman of Drunk History fame who’ll be performing Thursday through Saturday.
Kyle Kinane performs at Underground Arts on Monday February 23rd. Tweet at us to win a pair of tix (@WitOutDotNet) with your hashtag joke: What will be the next NFL scandal? Something like “Roger Goodell sex-tape” or “Michael Sam is actually straight”.
Funniest scandal, as judged by the WitOut.net intern corps, gets a free pair of tickets. We’ll leave the contest open for about a week. And… GO!